progress ad venture

[Regirock]

Turn the gun dealer into a gun advertisement

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

It looks like you're at a huge dis ad vantage here

[The Resonte!]

aim the guns at them and hope that they're loaded

beta bot points a gun at these ruffians. they start to panic.

oh right you're holding a buncha bullets load them into the gun and stick em up

...wait how do we know they're nefarious ruffians ready to beat us up? do they even know who we are??

the ruffians quickly explain that they're not here to cause trouble or anything, they're just here to buy a couple sidearms and leave. it's not like they just massacre anyone who looks at them funny, i mean, come on.

that seems pretty reasonable.

Use your radiating charisma to your advantage here.

advertise the gun shop to them hardcore

you start to chat with them. matters such as "what kind of gun do you want" and "know any good parties in the area?". polite small talk, really.



















then you decide to take advantage of this moment and offer him a brochure.



the ruffian immedietly slaps it out of your hand,



then points a gun at you, accusing you of being one of those dirty advertisement folk. what?? you?? never.

[TableSalt]

If all else fails, act like you're on fire in a moment of panic.

[Refticus]

just say you're a local dude wanting to spread the good word

[Drydess]

Quickly explain to them that you were merely making sure that they didn't want tips on what gun to buy, then carry along

[tber123]

Dive behind the gunstore owner's table if all else fails and hope that he blows away the ruffians

[Lego lad]

go into attack mode

[Red Spy]

Do a handstand while kicking the gun out of their hand

[JumboMuffin]

Bribe them with a half eaten cumberland sausage, if that fails:

Dive behind the gunstore owner's table if all else fails and hope that he blows away the ruffians

[Conan]

i love the adbot thing there

quickly explain that you were recruited by this kickass breakdancer earlier to distribute these flyers and apologize for the inconvenience








then pretend to leave the shop but instead bash their heads in from behind. who in their right mind does that to a perfectly fine ad????? #adlivesmatter

[TeeOS]

have beta bot shoot them and run out of the store

[Merp]

put on a shark suit and entertain them

[Mr Queeba]

Suddenly gain a money counter counting how much money you earn from ads.
Also, kick that ruffian's richard.

[bigcapitalbaka]

tell him you're a salesman of death
proceed to shoot them up