progress ad venture

[The Resonte!]

Have beta bot keep shooting ads into everyone's face to blind them while you do a slow-motion jump over the gunstore owner's table before using him as a human shield(and stealing his real gun)
Blow away the ruffians before executing the owner, loot the guns, and run

Adverblind them

beta bot casts a flutter of advertisements, disorienting the others. you ninja jump over to the dealer table.
































you've got everyone where you want them to be.

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

tell him you're a salesman of death
proceed to shoot them up

you quickly make this great one-liner about how you're a salesman... a salesman of DEATH.




















everyone fires.

[Potatoh]

You are actually a hologram and you are laughing yourself to death watching this happen

[Clownfish]

you were actually an advertisement the whole time and you actually enter the room for real now

[Red Spy]

Dodge the bullets Matrix style

Then put on the salesman's hat like a badass

And for good measure tell them the gunshot wound's pain is just chemical reactions

[Conan]

advertise dungeons and dradgons dice while rolling a d20 to determine our fate

[TableSalt]

Laugh hysterically.

[Refticus]

check if your breakdance moves kicked in

[SubDaWoofer]

You are actually a hologram and you are laughing yourself to death watching this happen

[Nicepoint]

Notice how the bullets reflect off your titanium-alloy-body-plating.



And laugh hysterically.

[Refticus]

Notice how the bullets reflect off your titanium-alloy-body-plating.



And laugh hysterically.

proceed to advertise titanium alloy body plating

[The Resonte!]

both ruffians are dead, by a few bullet holes and a very close small explosion, probably from trying to fire a jammed gun. the ruffian with a working gun tried shooting at you, but only hit and killed the dealer.

Proceed to loot the entire gun store.

no sense in letting these go to waste.

yoink!

take the guns and leave while plastering ads all over the room

literally replace the walls with ads

this is

the best idea

Then put on the salesman's hat like a badass

so cool




























you and beta bot finally gather all the weapons and leave the store.




















beta bot gets out his walkie-talkie and immedietly informs the other group that their job is complete.

and speaking of that other group, whatever happened to those four guys anyway? alpha bot, delta bot, theta bot, tau bot?






























let's find out!

the hazy plan revolves around going to a significant party and then hijacking a huge speaker to advertise to everyone there.

[SubDaWoofer]

Get tau bot and recruit s'more bots first incase stuff forgets up, namely:
Γ BOT
ε BOT
φ BOT
ζ BOT
and Π BOT

[Clownfish]

use the ad bot uh
the ad bot bot to survey the surroundings

[Twix]

return to the team
also we haven't checked the com-pan in a while