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use loose end of red tape to fashion a whip for self defense

use loose end of red tape to fashion a whip for self defense
use the whip to motivate workers who show no respect for the company

use the whip to motivate workers who show no respect for the company
now this is how you manage

use the whip to motivate workers who show no respect for the company
Psst. Dont forget to add fire to your eyes for effect when you realize you can do this.

also make sure its a fashionable whip

alternatively, captchalogue the captcha to bypass this captcha
no hes just gonna get another captcha and thats that


you're not quite sure what the metaphysical repercussions of that maybe

you guess it would be sort of like dividing by zero

but quite frankly

you don't really want to find out



































carry the captcha with you until you find someone who can solve this absolute mystery.


you just tuck it under your arm.

it's about as heavy as a poster. that is to say, not heavy at all

that's a rather convenient way of carrying your flag of ad flag of ad flags or whatever it was, you think























































use loose end of red tape to fashion a whip for self defense




you fashion yourself a sturdy whip.

it reeks of bureaucracy.

the hat only adds to your indiana jones look























































use the whip to motivate workers who show no respect for the company
now this is how you manage


now you can literally whip your workers into shape

you can't wait to see someone slacking off now




























































that is, if you can, you know, find anyone































































also make sure its a fashionable whip


done and done
































































Find somebody else to solve the captcha for you.


okay.

right now you're in the lower offices. or at least, you figure that that's what its called, considering that it's an office space and its lower.

it's much quieter here than before. there are slight rumblings audible from beneath you, probably from some factory department or something.

you should probably... go??? pick a direction, maybe?



inventory:

usb
phone
bag of guns and bats
cigarettes 10/12
red tape whip
captcha'd flag ad ad flag man door car door hook hand
« Last Edit: May 01, 2017, 09:26:59 PM by The Resonte! »

suddenly cut to seth who is alone with a lot of dolphins

oh sweet you should be able to move 80% faster now

meanwhile seth wonders how someone handles so many dolphins

indiana sethbot and the crystal captcha

Hey dumbo, the catcha says "kill captcha"

This show is like dora, she never forgetin listens and also shes a bot.

Why is the screen turning black?


Oh hi Seth!


whOA WHAT SHTE YElloW THING

hol up my hellalicious homie
what did you write on your new managerial whip