progress ad venture

[Nicepoint]

All hail the glorious ad-am

[Ad Bot]

[bigcapitalbaka]

open adcestry.com to trace your heritage to this glorious man

[Conan]

prepare an offering to your ancestors

[The Resonte!]

yes, ad bots!

the most versatile of all advertisement techniques!

telemarketing! emailing! door-to-door selling! the ad bots can do it all!










































completely immune to most environmental factors, there's nowhere in the world they can't reach!



















































and their nuclear reactor technology^tm will ensure that your ad bots can run for centuries on end without any chance of breaking down!



















more soon

[bigcapitalbaka]

go on a spiritual journey to reconnect with this legend

[Nicepoint]

centuries? Is the statue that you saw actually a statue?

Is it active?

[Drydess]

next time you see an ad bot tourist set a timer to blow up his nuclear reactor

[SubDaWoofer]

uh remember that ad-bot looking thing you saw when you first came down
pause the video and go poke at it

[The Resonte!]

comes in all different shapes and sizes!

different colors and stylings!

express the individuality in you with a unique ad bot (tm) today!


































if you want to order, please call 1-800-888-AINC for 5 easy payments of $19612.61!

supply is limited, call at 1-800-888-AINC for 5 easy payments of $19612.61!

and if you buy now, we'll throw in two rust-proof coatings, absolutely free!






































so that's four ad bots and the two rust-proof coatings all for 5 easy payments of $19612.61 at 88-






































...there's still a bit more of the tape left after this.



what new development could possibly come after the majesty that are the ad bots?

[Drydess]

"hot new singles in your area"

[HellHound]

1-800-THE-COMP would have been a better phone number

[SubDaWoofer]

uh remember that ad-bot looking thing you saw when you first came down
pause the video and go poke at it

[Conan]

finish vid then look over your shoulder in case theres a scary adbot there

[Refticus]

continue watching the final ad before your curiosity makes your processor overheat

[The Resonte!]

sit in silence and awe

well this is interesting!

uh remember that ad-bot looking thing you saw when you first came down
pause the video and go poke at it

as riveting as the tape has been, why not take a break














































its not like there's anything important left on it right!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!




























































because it's super dark, it's necessary to leave a trail of dolphins to not get lost




















































genius move, really





























































there's the statue!

there really has to be better lighting in this underground where-ever it is









































































it's still... really tall



































































poke

it feels hollow.

okay done anything else