night discussion topic i guess [night 1305]

[Becquerel]

that's it time for my secret technique
*whips out M42 Fat Man*
i'm taking u with me

STRAT-COM-DEFCON-AI QUERY RECEIVED
>...
>Flags found. Item of interest: "whipps out M42 Fat Man"
>ALERT
>TARGET WORDS FOUND
>ENEMY NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE ON STANDBY
>EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION TO STRATEGIC GLOBAL STRIKE COMMAND
>....
>ORDERS RECEIVED
>DEFCON 2 DECLARED
>MINUTEMAN III AND TITAN II SILOS ARE NOW "Fire on command"
>PREMIER HAS ACTIVATED NUCLEAR BRIEFCASE
>STRATEGIC NUCLEAR BOMBERS ARE NOW ON DEFCON 2. READY FOR LAUNCH WITHIN 15 MINUTES






The Brawl has begun

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[Masterlegodude]

Your skybox is missing some faces

[Alternat¡ve]

Shooting threat is serious now. They made a thread on /b/, Umpqua College style. They say they have an AK. Definitely not even gonna risk it.

[beachbum111111]

I'm up every night and yet I've never really payed attention to this thread.

/b/

oh

oh

I didn't realize you were into Cheese Pizza...

[Drydess]

wake up seth

[Decepticon]

Shooting threat is serious now. They made a thread on /b/, Umpqua College style. They say they have an AK. Definitely not even gonna risk it.

oh stuff, on /b/? did their profile picture have the grinch in the mask too?

[Clownfish]

nice night out

[SimpleFish]

Seth, I'm going to make it my duty to stop you from sleeping in.

[gr8dayseth]

good job ya did it

[gr8dayseth]

yo yo yo

[Jshotgun]

who tf up

[SimpleFish]

hey look u unlocked it

[Foxscotch]

who tf up

*doesn't smash the like button*

[dr_pepper]

I locked the other thread I guess.

[gr8dayseth]

well that's good