The TF2 Zombie Apocalypse [PROLOGUE BOSS: Zombie Heavy]

[lord techno]

So... Non-canon death, right?

Yes, non-canon

In the event of a real death, a player can make a new character right off the bat

[Ad Bot]

[lord techno]

realize tber has mild autism for helping bomberguy and not me but w/e ill go

Look for a way out

*As the three proceed up the walkways, they come to an unwanted sight*

*An undead blocks their path, it has not seen them yet*

*The three look at each other, deciding what to do*

*tber123, NotBomberguy, and TheKid ponder what to do next*

[tber123]

Sneak up on the zombie and kick it to it's doom like a Disney villain

[Duck Quackington]

Remain Calm of the fact my gun tipped off over an edge

I'll just trade a sandwich for the other heavy that has the same thing

if it fails then just stick to shotgun and pan for now

EDIT: After that go and see the scene of scout getting mauled on by the "creature"

[NotBomberguy]

IF I HAVE A GUN
bust a cap in him
if not
grab a plank and throw it at the zambinoe's head

[TheKid]

work together fam throw the plank on his head then lift him off

[LuigiBoi]

if characters are still avaible i want to be a Spy

[lord techno]

Sneak up on the zombie and kick it to it's doom like a Disney villain

*tber123 sneaks up on the zombie from behind, a grin on his face*

*he kicks the zombie from the ledge, sending it plunging to its death, like a disney villain*

*Further up, they encounter a fight in progress*

*"DIE! You abomination of medicine!" Screams TristanLuigi*

*He sends his bonesaw through the zombies chest*

*However, just as he drops the first zombie, a second one ambushes him!*

*It grapples him, causing him to drop his weapon and attempts to go for his throat*

*While TristanLuigi struggles with the undead, tber123, TheKid, and NotBomberguy ponder what to do next*

[TheKid]

why should we help him he probably did something bad

[tber123]

Throw a horseshoe at the undead

[lord techno]

Bloody hell, take all of de explosives.

ask if there's a plan to stop merasmus

*Redconer takes ALL of the explosives available*

WEAPONS ACQUIRED

Pill Grenades

You have 4 Grenades

• Powerful explosives that can be used to eliminate groups of the undead, or take down single, stronger undead
• Will detonate on impact with an undead, or can be thrown and bounced off the environment to catch out of sight undead
• Grenades are not easy to manufacture, or to find, so preserve them carefully and use them only when necessary
• The explosion can harm you so be careful of your proximity

Stickybombs w/ Detonator

You have 4 Stickybombs

• Explosives primarily used as traps, a large number of stickybombs can prove devastating for groups of undead
• Must be detonated manually
• Stickybombs can stick to most surfaces, but this type cannot stick to enemies
• The explosion can harm you so be careful of your proximity
• They inflict less damage to boss zombies

*he returns to Jshotgun after taking the explosives*

*"Are there any plans regarding kicking the ass of a certain wizard called merasmus?" says Jshotgun to Duck Quackington*

*Completely ignoring their question, Duck Quackington gets up and heads for the closest heavy weapons guard to bribe him with a sandvich*

*Redconer and Jshotgun look at each other, pondering what to do next*

[NotBomberguy]

throw plank at zambinoe

[lord techno]

Remain Calm of the fact my gun tipped off over an edge

I'll just trade a sandwich for the other heavy that has the same thing

if it fails then just stick to shotgun and pan for now

After that go and see the scene of scout getting mauled on by the "creature"

*The heavy guard sits, clutching his gun and wondering to himself*

*Duck Quackington approaches him*

*he pulls out a sandvich*

*"This" Duck Quackington exclaims*

*"For that" Says Duck Quackington*

*"NO!" Shouts the guard*

*Duck Quackington sniffles*

*Nearby, he finds a frying pan on a control panel*

WEAPON ACQUIRED

Iron Frying Pan

The Frying Pan is in OK condition, a little rusted.

• It is a useful blunt weapon that can inflict heavy damage when swung against the head of the undead
• Its possible to break the bones of the undead, making them weaker
• Similarly to other metal items, the item will never degrade, but becomes much more useless if it gets rusted
• This weapon is abnormally loud for a melee weapon, its bound to attract the attention of nearby undead if you hit something with it, of course if used correctly, this may prove beneficial

*This control panel seems to be linked to a nearby bridge, Duck Quackington ponders what to do*

[TristanLuigi]

Stab the zombie with my hat, then cackle maniacally.
"Zis hat is not just for ze lüks!"

[Redconer]

Get triggered by the name Merasmus.