Hey guys Rally here and I'm going to do a quick review of No Man's Sky. I've only played about 3 and a half minutes on a leaked pre-alpha copy I bought off a hobo for $2, but I don't see how that matters.
The game is repetitive. Take a look at this picture:
As you can see in this picture (REAL GAME FOOTAGE) you can see that these two rocks use the same model. Where's the variety No Man's Lie? You honestly couldn't pay me to play this game it's so repetitive. Also I went to a free computer design lecture at the local community college and they told me something about a thing called a 'gameplay loop', I don't really know what that means, but I personally don't enjoy the gameplay loop in No Blaggards Tale so that means the game is objectively bad. Also the game didn't run well on my Macbook, they told me to update my drivers but I don't know what those are. I couldn't figure out how to get off the starter planet so as far as im concerned nothing outside of the starter planet actually exists
Over all I give this game a 8.56 out of twenty billion. It's not worth $60 because I need it to pay for child support. Please follow me on tumblr for more food reviews
I'm gonna assume this is playing at the review in the OP. Sorry if I'm an idiot lol
Are you seriously telling me that 5 hours isn't enough time to form an impression of a game? I have to be bored for 5 hours, but then the game gets REALLY good? I imagine it would only drop, since I was bored out of my mind by the time I stopped playing.
You're acting as thought I said there was serious repetition in the environments, but I did no such thing, repeatedly praising it's diverse environments and wildly different examples of terrain and flora.
Also, what the hell? "It didn't run well on my MacBook." My PC was custom built and cost almost $2000 in individual parts. I'm running a 980t so I don't know what the hell you are talking about when you mock my bad performance. It's clearly the fault of terrible game optimization. When I adjusted the settings (setting fps to max, making it borderless) and restarted it would run flawlessly at 90fps, before randomly crashing to 4 fps upon entering my ship.
It's not worth $60 because the amount of playtime and fun you'll get out of it is dwarfed by that of an actually good game costing $60, like XCOM 2.
edit: Also what the hell kinda stingy theater charges $20 for a movie ticket. Here they are like $8 to $13 if you get it in IMAX 3D with the super nice reclining seats.
