The evil genie

[CRITAWAKETS]

You become obese from eating all of the pringles and die of heart disease. Everybody on your funeral reminds you as "That Obese Smelly Man Eating Pringles in his Basement".

I wish to have every copy of Megaman Battle Network 4 dissapear forever.

[Ad Bot]

[SubDaWoofer]

Granted, but you have one that you cant destroy or get rid of or give away, it just comes right back to you.
I want cancer.

[TheMrDoors]

granted, but you get ebola with it as well

i wish for a sandwich

[AtlasBlue]

Granted, but it's been left out in the sun for so long that the mayonnaise has become some sort of sentient creature hell-bent on annihilating humanity.


I wish I could play in a Jazz band. 

[The Yorkshire ripper]

Granted you get teleported to Auschwitz
i wish for crack cocaine

[Lego lad]

granted but it snorts you

i wish for ____

[failbros2]

You are stuck in space
.ocat a tae ot hsiw I
(Read that backwards)

[ßlöükfáce]

ti ni sinep htiw ocat a teg uoy

i wish for a small loan of a million dollars

[Klarck]

i wish for a small loan of a million dollars

you get it but it comes with 50% monthly interest

i wish for a small donation of a million dollars

[TheMrDoors]

granted, but you have to use half of it to pay your taxes

i wish to not exist

[Klarck]

i wish to not exist

granted, but you keep perceiving reality from your point of view the moment your wish was granted for eternity.

i wish for donald Annoying Orange's hair

[TheEpicJames]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted. You now are forced to finish Woodmans s'scenario in Megaman Battle Network 4 while playing on a gameboy advance SP(It makes the game crash after a random battle because for some idiotic reason only the gameboy advance original can not crash), no powerups(No sneakrun to have no random encounters! But you can have humor. Probably one of the worst programs in the whole series.), In only 10 minutes with these voices screaming at you. GEE, ISNT THAT FUN

I wish for sanity.

[Lego lad]

granted but you only get if when you are asleep

i wish to unlock the ancient power of pun

[SubDaWoofer]

you can pun all you want, pun everyone will hate you
i wish to have moni