The evil genie

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Granted, but it's used.

I wish for flash games to be good.

granted, but they're all fan games and they get copyrighted.

i wish for a bigger richard

granted, but it's only in width, so your richard now looks like a dinner plate

i wish to be a cool kid

granted, but it's only in width, so your richard now looks like a dinner plate

i wish to be a cool kid

Granted, but your a jock who's social life consists only of football.

I wish for infinite pizza.

granted, but it's Pizza Hut
i wish for groundhogs day to happen

granted, but it's Pizza Hut
you call that a punishment? pizza hut in my area is loving delicious


ot: granted, but every day is now groundhog's day. you're gonna get roasted now for being tidally locked with the sun, and you're also gonna loving deep-freeze half the earth you monster
i wish for a trombone

Granted, but it only makes the wah-wah noise from Peanuts.
I wish to see a Twenty One Pilots concert.

you can only see it live on the internet

i wish to draw better

When attempting to draw two of something that should look similar (like eyes), you can never get the second one right. Any attempts to cover it up / avoid it looks stuffty too.

I wish for $3

Granted, you get three Russian Dollars. (Rubels)

I wish that I could make (insert problematic community here) great again.

Granted, but it backfires horribly and you are made the laughing stock of that community's hatebase.

I wish Dinosaurs were alive

barney is back on air again
i wish that i learned how to play my wah-wah trombone

granted, but it turns into a saxophone

I wish i had a time machine

Wish granted, but it will break half way through travelling and you will be stuck in the middle of nowhere

I wish Misha would be banned from YouTube

granted but you can be misha  too you know so your banned from youtube

i wish for nothing

Granted, you get nothing. Void. The universe turns into nothing.

*UNIVERSE RESET*

I wish for my own personal Sa-Matra (Great Trophy in the Ur-Quan language, the Sa-Matra is a gigantic precursor battleship.)