my cat brought a live squirrel into the house and now i can't find the squirrel

[Ipquarx]

I loving DID IT GUYS HOly forget it's gone thank god


okay so, here's what happened
yesterday when i ventured through the TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS to my neighbours to ask them for help they told me to barricade off the stairs
so i took one of those folding door things and did that
well it turns out that after it had escaped from me cornering it, it fled downstairs as that was the only place it hadn't already been before
and guess what

when it tried to get back upstairs and jump over the folding door IT GOT STUCK INSIDE. That's what made the rustle.

this was straight across from where the back door was, so as it was trapped in there and couldn't get out (it was trying really hard too holy stuff thank god it couldn't get out) i opened up the back door wiiiiiide open and i lifted up the folding door so it would run towards the door


WELL GUESS WHAT, THE MOTHERforgetER WASNT HAVING ANY OF IT

HE BOLTED TOWARDS THE DOOR AND AT THE LAST SECOND BOLTED TOWARDS THE LIVING ROOM BECAUSE forget MY LIFE I GUESS



I TOOK MY TRUSTY BLANKET OF TANGLING™^{patent pending} AND RAN AFTER THAT BROWN FURRED forgetER AND CHASED IT INTO A CORNER. IT TRIED TO HIDE FROM ME BUT I COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIS loving TERRIBLE HIDING SPOT

HE BOLTED AWAY AGAIN BACK TOWARDS THE DOOR BUT TOOK A DETOUR TO THE KITCHEN (HOLY stuff ITS LEGS WERE SCRAMBLING IT WAS HILARIOUS YOU HAD TO BE THERE)

BUT OH BUDDY HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS COMING



you see the kitchen is completely enclosed, there's only one way in and out AND GUESS WHAT forgetER, I WAS BLOCKING IT. IT HAD NOWHERE TO RUN. NOWHERE TO HIDE. NOWHERE TO CLIMB. NOWHERE TO loving ESCAPE TO, YOU'RE DONE forgetER.

I THREW THE BLANKET AT IT AND I SCRUMPLED IT UP AND DAMN THAT forgetER WAS TRYING HARD TO GET OUT BUT I WAS HAVING NONE OF IT MAN

I RAN TO THE BACK DOOR (still open) AND I THREW THE BLANKET OUT AND THE loving SQUIRREL JUST SHOT OUT OF IT LIKE A CANNON AND SPLAT RIGHT ON THE GROUND

H O L Y forget THAT WAS SATISFYING

i laid down on the couch, tired after chasing a loving furred forget for a day and a half instead of enjoying myself


and so ended the reign of terror of the squirrel

[Ad Bot]

[Nal]

so did you forget it

[Willymcmilly]

so did you forget it

[Ipquarx]

so did you forget it

[Willco2]

this post is so over exaggerated and i love it lmao

[Willymcmilly]

it's like one of those pre-2013 tumblr posts

[Nikki]

I am proud of you.

[Ipquarx]

shoutouts to my cat who did loving JACK stuff ALL loving DAY YOU SAT IN BED LITERALLY THE ENTIRE DAY YOU LIL stuff YOU CAUSED THIS

I am proud of you.

thank

[Tunderous]

The Cat Ate The Squirrel. Obvious.

[Killbot Alpha]

This is the best post ever.

[XR-7]

shoutouts to my cat who did loving JACK stuff ALL loving DAY YOU SAT IN BED LITERALLY THE ENTIRE DAY YOU LIL stuff YOU CAUSED THIS

It's like going to a store and clogging a toilet with all your intestinal logs and then leaning on the wall eating popcorn watching the handyman get the toilet in working order again. That's basically what your cat did.

[Drydess]

god dammit cat you failed your job of protecting the squirrel

[ArmyUnit]

Conker's bad fur day IRL

[McZealot]

this is not nearly as bad as my experience with wildlife. like a year ago i had been taking out the trash when some wasps were building a nest on our front porch, and as i came back they swarmed down and chased me inside the house. i slammed the door but a few of them got in. so i have this irrational fear of wasps and i was terrified. i literally boarded myself in my room unsure what to do.

so i would occasionally peak out and see like 2-3 wasps buzzing around the living room. i eventually ran out to get all my animals (the cats were chasing then and i didnt want them to get hurt). i thought about spraying anti-wasp stuff everywhere but i didnt want to poison my animals who will eat anything. i opened up the windows (it was the back of the house so i doubt more  would come in) and they all left, or at least i assumed. i was watching tv a few hours later, assuming they had all left when OH GOD WHAT ITS ALIVE. it flew out from the corner or wherever and started buzzing around. my cat jumped on that bitch and ripped him open. unfortunately pumpkin got stung in the paw and we ended up having to take him to the vet cause his foot got massively swollen. he was a hero.