The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead

[Checko2100]

He has no idea where his knees or arms went, but he thinks eating the wand will help


He tries to eat it, but since his throat is not that deep, he stops


badass


now he's outside, but he has no idea where the esc or ctrl buttons are


so he just simply pulls his pants out and touches his richard

[Ad Bot]

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

start jacking off

[Clownfish]

DIKCS OUT OFR HAMARMBE !!~!!!!!!!!!~!~~~~~~~

[Mr Queeba]

vomit brown bricks onto the car behind you

[Checko2100]

Blockhead: here you go harambe
harambe: thanks b0i


After jerking off furiously, he feels ill and throws out stuff


He wanders a bit more to see if he can find somebody that could repair his plane
he finds an store and enters


he also finds 500 dollars woo!


but he also finds a person, finally someone from the city to talk with

Blockhead: So where am I?
Lady: You're in my shop
Blockhead: I meant the city you slut, what happened to this place?
Lady: Collab city, it was a nice place until a guy with a magic wand just destroyed buildings and murdered people
Lady: But he's gone and we are struggling to get the place back together. By the way will you buy anything?


He has 500 dollars, what will he buy?
-A colt m1911?
-A fancy hat?
-A mysterious key?
-or a big ass carrot?

And what should he do with the item he gets?

[some random idiot]

buy two carrots for 250$ each and if the slut refuses steal the colt and shoot everything
there is no cops in this city so go on a rampage idc

[TableSalt]

>buy colt
>shoot girl
>steal the other items
>take back 500$

we should have a vote on what to do

[tber123]

Buy a gun and shoot the girl before stealing back your $500

[Silleb²]

Buy the mysterious key and attempt to unlock every door.

[Metalliku]

Buy the carrot

[Checko2100]

we should have a vote on what to do

Yea I think I will start using the poll

He decides to buy 2 carrots for $500

Blockhead: I want these 2 carrots
Lady: Sure, that'd be 540 dollars
Blockhead: goddamnit I only have 500


Blockhead: What is the key for?
Lady: Oh I don't actually know, I am selling it because it's red
Blockhead: goddamnit for 500


Blockhead: Then I will take the gun
Lady: Sure


Blockhead: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH SLUT


Now he has an asshat, a gun, an useless key, a wand and 2 big ass carrots


But it's already night,
should he walk around for a bit, or should he go find some shelter?

[Timestamp]

zombies suddenly come, and you finally hide inside a crate

[TableSalt]

Obtain wizard hat.

[TheMrDoors]

walk around and find a wizard hat

[tber123]

Find some shelter quick, you don't know what the hell is going to attack you in the dark. Also try to find a wizard hat along the way.