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kill CIA
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go back to city
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Author Topic: The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead  (Read 10321 times)


He starts to feel unsafe, and he proceeds to walk faster in search of a shelter


But he sees something that frightens him, something that no man should ever see...
he hides behind a car


A man, getting devoured by...
spooky skeletons


He turns off his light to avoid being seen, and just right next to him, an store


He enters, and sees it as a potential shelter


and he finds a wizard hat... hooray!


What should he do when he wakes up?

Put on wizrordd hat and gain magic powwwer


You are hat illiterate as that is the magician hat, not the wizard hat.


Put on wizrordd hat and gain magic powwwer
da wizrordd hattt gibes him da pewor 2 cuntrul skeltons.


Go to the bedroom and by bedroom i mean the static map

Turn into Mad Max and run over everything with a jeep.

After waking up and grabbing the wizard (or magician) hat, he encounters the same body
but in bones

He uses the magic of his hat and his wand on the body, like what could happen?


stuff IT'S ALIVE


HE PULLS OUT HIS GUN IN PANIC AND SHOOTS


After walking more he finds something glorious


A big ass marauder (for free!)
He uses the key on it, and holy stuff it's the car key
but, it's out of gas


He walks even more, when he finds a gas station and a guy

Blockhead: You repair stuff right? Are you able to repair my plane?
Gas guy: Plane? I only fix cars boy
Blockhead: god damnit, do you know somebody that repairs planes?
Gas guy: Well, on ACM city there's somebody that could help you, look for a guy named flolop


Blockhead: hey would you give me some gas?
Gas guy: Haha sure for 100 bucks each gas can
Blockhead: Im sorry what was that? slut


After getting some gas and information (and running over some skeletals and sluts), he gets in his marauder and to the city he goes!


But where should he go?


bind X to sit and execute X + S + shift to dryhump some dudes

Get distracted in the tunnel and pick up a gold coin.

Do a paris terror attack and run everyone over in a festival