The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead

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kill CIA
5 (55.6%)
go back to city
0 (0%)
other (say it below nigs)
4 (44.4%)

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Author Topic: The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead  (Read 9343 times)

Pull out dat colt and do a drive by on the gas station, then steal all its stuff for free road trip supplies.

Go to Boston! Everybody loves Boston!

(Posting again because forget you.  Alt. Option)

Manage to find an ongoing Blockland Convention.

Call out de homies n Jitankiscigarette and go driveby with side-wielded akimbo micro uzis at a enemy gang leader´s house.

So he heads out for ACM city! (bcus poll said so sry guys)


When in the tunnel he finds a golden coin! lucky guy
It is probably worth about 100 dollars, looks really old, pure gold and really fancy


After some time in the highway, he finally arrives to ACM city
but it looks like there is some type of convention


he speeds up and 'accidentaly' runs over some guys
god damnit blockhead


but darkness envelops him
HON HON HON MOTHERforgetERS


He then feels lovey and forgets some socks


Some time later he calls his homies to forget the enemy gang leader
they didn't have uzis tho, so they simply take out an RPG


Now that he had a lovey time and a revenge...


... what should he do now?




Continue mad maxing and get witnessed.

Leave while jacking off to leaving

He feels lovey again, and touches himself furiously


he is pleased...


he then has the crazy idea to attempt to fly, so he gets to the school roof and jump


but goddamnit he forgot he still had a boner
and breaks his loving richard


he is now angry at how stupid he was, so he just runs over some mondays because forget it he's mad
but he was witnessed! and by the police


no witnesses


he walks and enters an store
Blockhead: hello do you know flolop
Manager: Yeah, he's the local mechanic/engineer idk what the forget he is
Blockhead: where do I find him?
Manager: He works at the gas station, he has a little garage over there. But I don't think you could find him at this hour, maybe tommorrow


goddamnit, he is not at the gas station
and it's already night


so what should he do?
Keep searching, or something else? (poll cigaretteets)
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 10:26:08 PM by Checko2100 »


have love with the asphalt in the road

Fix richard

Do this

Also how exactly are you getting the two guys to sit down and stare up? Been a while since I used the Bot_Hole events, and I'm not sure if they can even do that.

walk around and start wanding everything and shooting people