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Sorry, I meant it in Valve time.
Okay, fine, no more excuses.
Lets-a-go!
Attack Results
What's that you say? Notorious B.I.G. is dead? Of course not! He was just hiding! He was never actually killed by Bronson's buckshot, he was just majorly injured. That's when you pronounced him dead and he crawled back into this closet. He seems to be the same like ever before, he just thinks he is called "Bedpost" now.
Redconer: is the meta guy for this episode
The Devil has a little wager for you: This generic-looking coin flips heads, you are back to the overworld head-first. It flips tails, and your tail with be cut off.
And the coin flips
A demon with a butcher knife hunts you down as you try to save your tail that will inevitably be found and chopped.
Unless you get heads next time.
TableSalt: rolled
2Like in Boss Battles back in the day when you didn't have your life dedicated to killing waves of seemingly suicidal tanks, you stab Mini Tank with a sword. Like in Boss Battles, the boss gets the better of you and as you stab your sword, it gets stuck and as you try to pull it out the tank takes you for a trip, rubbing you at the harsh ground.
This gets you a bunch of lacerations.ZeÜberMedic!: landed on
A large enough backflip should get you back at altitude 0 and therefore real life. This won't stop you from trying again, of c
Your backflip wasn't tall enough to reach the ground up above... But it was tall enough to hurt when you landed on the ground.ourse. There's good healthcare in Hell.
Twix: rolled
4You harvest sand you find in the trench and bag it up to several bags and place them in front of the trench entrance. You also craft a makeshift tank trap out of scrap. And place it in front of the bags.
This provides 1 unrepairable defense point to the trench.NotBomberguy: Used his free heal
You do something incredibly simple but also incredibly smart: Use your free heal! This springs you back into action instantaneously with full health.
You are truly ready to get those tanks this time.SubDaWoofer: landed on
You commit seppuku in hopes that the soul within your soul goes back up to earth to manifest a body.
You go down one more level of Hell.Bronson: rolled
4Bronson loads up his triple buckshot as always and takes steady aim to not lose his success streak.
Dealing 152 damage to Mini Tank #2!
JamesH and Rabbot32: working on second autocannon
After working for all these turns so long and enduring all of the DM's attempts at comedy,
JamesH's Second 400mm Autocannon is complete!
Mini Tank
The mini tank fires its gun at GrapeJellyToastMan, inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 261/400 Shield: 0/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2
The mini tank fires its gun at Mr Queeba inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 232/400 Shield: 0/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3
The mini tank fires its gun at Potatoh inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 494/800 Armor: 0/400 Shield: 0/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?
The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!
Playerstber123:
tank pew, you dead [+Free Heal Available]Twix:
3/3Mr Queeba:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]Cybertails1998:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]NotBomberguy:
3/3MoltenKitten:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Space1255:
incremental combo denied [+Free Heal Available]Rabbot32:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]TristianLuigi:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]cromartini:
look before you dab [+Free Heal Available]kidplasma:
2/3eboyblue10:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]SubDaWoofer:
tank pew, you dead [+Free Heal Available]Juncoph:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]CRITAWAKETS:
3/3 3/3 Bandos Defense active [+Free Heal Available] Transformed into Black Ace: lasts until battle endsPotatoh:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]GrapeJellyToastMan:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Man of Greenish:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Somemong:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Nix the Glaceon:
Drank his laundry detergent [+Free Heal Available]Redconer:
bad with cauldrons [+Free Heal Available]JamesH:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Microsoft EDGE:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Pngu12970:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Deoxys And One Noob:
kablammo [+Free Heal Available]Gojira:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]crazies alt:
first to touch the kill border Built up speed: lasts until end of battleRigel:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]ZeUberMedic:
didn't label his potions [+Free Heal Available]Malleo100:
tank shell up the butt [+Free Heal Available]TableSalt:
1/3Just M2:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]shinyarceus4:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Clownfish:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Bloo Kirby the 2nd:
fruit ninja with grenades is unhealthyDELL:
2/3Badpost:
1/3AlliesSubDaWoofer's Combat Drone:
1/3}]Crazy[{s skeleton with Churchills soul:
NUKED Will be gone in 1 turnTiger II:
NUKED Will be gone in 1 turnEngineer:
2/3Bronson: 6/6
2/3TOG II:
1/4Daemon Prince:
NUKED Will be gone in 1 turnM2s Howitzer:
NUKED Will be gone in 1 turnZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: Construction paused due to ZeUberMedic's death, 3 turns to buildTwix's Rototank:
NUKED Will be gone in 1 turnKV-2:
Destroyed by the Precursor Will be gone in 1 turn BuildingsOffenseJamesH's 400mm Autocannon: 5/5JamesH's Second 400mm Autocannon: 5/5Rabbot32's Field Guns: Construction paused, 3 turns to build, if Rabbot32 remembers where he wasCRITAWAKETS' P.S.V: freaking blammed itself Will be gone in 1 turnDefenseDefensive Fortification: 10/10Defensive Line: 6/10Twix's Trench: 3/3 1/1 Inside: Twix. One slot remaining.UtilityAmazon Prime TerminalTM:
14/15CRIT's Fortress: 10/10Mercenary Vault: 14/15Mobile Command Center: NUKED Will be gone in 1 turnFallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse Will be gone in 1 turnGrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor Will be gone in 1 turn
The defensive fortification has a 50% chance to divert enemy attacks to itself. While the defensive line will make any players who move behind it immune to damage, at the cost of itself taking damage every time one of those players is attacked.
Twix's Trench will absorb damage for players when they get attacked or when they roll 2. It has limited room, but players may hop in or out as they wish. Players cannot push players in or out the trench. NPCs may use the trench if ordered to. Enemies cannot attack the trench itself, but can damage it if they aim for a player currently in the trench. The trench can get repaired instantly the turn after it is destroyed. A dice roll of 1 will not affect or be affected by the trench. Players or NPCs in the trench who are killed get kicked out of the trench.
Bandos Defense Armor adds 3 armor points to the wearer. The armor regenerates after every battle.
Free heals may be used to fully restore yourself. They are one-time use only, so be wise. Using a free heal while dead will revive you with guaranteed success.
The list of allies and buildings is getting too big so, dead/destroyed allies and buildings that get repaired and then destroyed again will dissapear from the list the turn after they are destroyed. Nothing's stopping you from rebuilding it from the top, of course.
And also, dead/destroyed allies and buildings that remain unattended for 3 turns will also get removed from the list.
The atmospheric noise random.org is receiving at its secret headquarters prevents anyone from getting heads! Bad luck inflicted.
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