Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

Poll

Which target should we engage?

the tank, i came here to bust tanks not brains
2 (11.1%)
lets kill those soldiers
4 (22.2%)
forget IT I WANT THE TANK AND SOLDIERS TOGETHER
12 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 18

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Results are in!
Truck and Bronson are tied, they will be hired with a coin flip:
Heads: truck
Tails: Bronson

Continue being mad so that this turn doesn't count.

>cant roll 3 or less
>rolled 2

scuse me???/

Oh snap, i just realized that, my mistake.

Here we go..!

...Tails!

So, you decided to hire me? That's alright. I got a triple barreled shotgun and a bulletproof vest. I can't roll below 2 or above 4.
Loud whirring is heard, the sound of tanks.
The hell?

Oh crap, its the Imperials!
Stage 3
A voice is heard.
"Imperials, give 'em hell!

Heavier Tank
HP: 1000/1000 Armor: 500/500 SHIELD: 750/750
The tank is actually green. Maybe we are colorblind? Who cares, its got massive guns!
Machineguns hit 4 people for 1 damage, main cannon is 2 dmg for 3 people
Three tanks also roll in!
Mini Tank
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 500/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?

The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!

PLAYERS:
tber123: 3/3
Twix: weightlifter wannabe, shoulders broken
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 3/3  
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding Amazon Prime Terminal, will finish in 1 turn
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: look before you dab
kidplasma: 3/3
crazies alt: 3/3
eboyblue10: 3/3
SubDaWoofer: exploded himself
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
Potatoh: 3/3
Notorious B.I.G: 3/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3
Man of Greenish: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: Drank his laundry detergent
Redconer: Got peashot
JamesH: 3/3
Microsoft EDGE: 3/3
Pngu12970: 3/3
Deoxys And One Noob: kablammo
Gojira: 3/3
crazies alt: punched a falcon
Rigel: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Malleo100: 3/3
TableSalt: 2/3 Got MAD (triple damage, cannot roll 3 or less) (2 turns left)
Just M2: 2/3
shinyarceus4: 3/3
Clownfish: 3/3

ALLIES:
}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul: NUKED
Tiger II: NUKED
Engineer: death by highest button
Bronson: 6/6 3/3
TOG II: 4/4
Daemon Prince: NUKED
M2’s Howitzer: NUKED
ZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: NUKED
Twix's Rototank: NUKED
KV-2: Destroyed by the Precursor

BUILDINGS:
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: NUKED
CRIT's Fortress: NUKED
Mercenary Vault: 15/15
Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself

The Mercenary Vault has been added! As long as it is standing, mercenaries will be able to hire after each round!
« Last Edit: November 29, 2016, 09:53:59 PM by failbros2 »

double post

The mini tanks deal 1 damage each turn.


Come back from the dead.

summon an army of darkness.

release all the energy i have been charging in the previous turns

Use the Terra Blade on Mini Tank 1
Don't forget that I'm MAD
« Last Edit: November 30, 2016, 05:00:50 AM by TableSalt »

SPELL CARD ACTIVATE! Black Pendant!
I attempt equipping this card to Crazy to increase his damage output by 500.
If I am not allowed to do that move, then I'll simply assist Crazy.


Start putting up a defensive lovingot line.
need some help here

EDIT: Skip this, forgot i already posted one.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2016, 01:34:53 PM by cromartini »

attack mini 3's tracks with a crowbar

get the supernova again

also force the heavy tank to divide it's navigation system by zero