JamesH: Landed on 
You pull out a bottle of medicine and inhale it. Your injuries are healed!NotBomberguy: Becoming MADYou browse 4chan for the most toxic stuffposts and other aggravating stuff. You will become MAD in 2 turns.CRITAWAKETS: Rolled 5You forge a singularity out of thin air around the main tank! The enemy suffers 134 damage.SubDaWoofer: Rolled 5You make a deal with the devil to send a drone to the overlord. He agrees, allowing you to dispatch a drone to the surface to fight!ZeÜberMedic! Defenses: Construction FinishedYou finish construction of your defensive fortification. Defensive Fortification global buff active.ZeÜberMedic!: Rolled 4 (3+1)You attempt to call in a carpet bombing. Space1255 boosts the frequency and the call is successful. A fleet of bombers swoop in and carpet bomb the place, dealing 160 damage to all enemies.Just M2: Landed on You somehow miraculously wake up. You find your legs are gone, stuff.Redconer: Dreamed of stuff.You dream of a magical world of engineering. That's it, that's all you do, really what can you expect?TableSalt: Rolled 6You pull out a massive chain gun before unleashing a hail of crystal bullets. The sheer amount of recoil damages several bones in your arms. You also inflict 466 damage. -1 HPTableSalt: No Longer MadYou stop being mad. You have lost the MAD Buff.Rabbot32: Called for help.You called for help. But nobody came...Twix: Haunting redconerYou haunt redconer's dreams. Tormenting him by consuming pringles. You don't share them, which makes the haunting all the more abusive.Microsoft EDGE: Landed on 
You attempt to heal yourself again. The RNG system denies you again, because luck loving sucks.Rabbot32's Defensive Line: Construction CompleteYou complete the defensive line. Defensive Line can now be entered.Space1255's Medicine: CompletedYou finish synthesising the medicine. All players are given one free heal to use at their discretion.
Bronson: Rolled: 4Bronson loads his triple barrel shotgun and unloads on the main tank. He hits a weak spot and inflicts 300 damage.
Heavier Tank
The heavier tank fires its machine guns, hitting Mr Queeba, Just M2, Cybertails1998, and Engineer for 1 damage each.
HP: 284/1000 Armor: 0/500 SHIELD: 0/750
The tank is actually green. Maybe we are colorblind? Who cares, its got massive guns!
Machineguns hit 4 people for 1 damage, main cannon is 2 dmg for 3 people
Mini Tank
The mini tank fires its gun at NotBomberguy inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 440/500
Such a cool tank!
Mini Tank #2
The mini tank fires its gun at Microsoft EDGE inflicting 1 damage.
Microsoft EDGE has his insides blown all over the ground.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 440/500
Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.
Mini Tank #3
The mini tank fires it's gun at Defensive Line inflicting 1 damage.
HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 89/500
I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?
The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!
PLAYERS:tber123:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Twix:
Tank shell to the face [+Free Heal Available]Mr Queeba:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Cybertails1998:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]NotBomberGuy:
2/3 Becoming MAD [2 Turns Left] [+Free Heal Available]MoltenKitten:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Space1255:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Rabbot32:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]TristianLuigi:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]cromartini:
look before you dab [+Free Heal Available]kidplasma:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]crazies other alt:
Built up speed for 12 hours and forgeted up. [+Free Heal Available]eboyblue10:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]SubDaWoofer:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Juncoph:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]CRITAWAKETS: 1/3 |
3/3 Bandos Defense/Saradomin Lightning active [1 Attack until Lightning] [+Free Heal Available]Potatoh:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Notorious B.I.G:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]GrapeJellyToastMan:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Man of Greenish:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Somemong:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Nix the Glaceon:
Drank his laundry detergent [+Free Heal Available]Redconer:
3/3 Sleeping, 1 turn left [+Free Heal Available]JamesH:
3/3 Constructing 400mm Autocannon Turret [3 Turns Left] [+Free Heal Available]Microsoft EDGE:
Ded. [+Free Heal Available]Pngu12970:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Deoxys And One Noob:
kablammo [+Free Heal Available]Gojira:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]crazies alt:
punched a falcon [+Free Heal Available]Rigel:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]ZeUberMedic:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]Malleo100:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]TableSalt:
1/3 [+Free Heal Available]Just M2:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]shinyarceus4:
2/3 [+Free Heal Available]Clownfish:
3/3 [+Free Heal Available]ALLIES:SubDaWoofers Combat Drone: 3/3}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul:
NUKEDTiger II:
NUKEDEngineer:
2/3Bronson: 6/6 3/3TOG II:
3/4Daemon Prince:
NUKEDM2’s Howitzer:
NUKEDZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer:
NUKEDTwix's Rototank:
NUKEDKV-2:
Destroyed by the PrecursorBUILDINGS:Defensive Fortification: 10/10Defensive Line: 9/10Amazon Prime TerminalTM:
15/15CRIT's Fortress:
NUKEDMercenary Vault: 15/15Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself
The defensive fortification has a 50% chance to divert enemy attacks to itself. While the defensive line will make any players who move behind it immune to damage, at the cost of itself taking damage every time one of those players is attacked.
Free heals may be used to fully restore yourself. They are one-time use only, so be wise. Using a free heal while dead will revive you with guaranteed success.
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