[NUCLEAR]|BLF FIGHT CLUB 2016| ROUND 3 TROGTOR VS FREEK

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THIS THREAD

this isn't an organized tag team fight so by rules of the club i cannot allow teamates.

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[Nal]

i'll be right back
who here wants some authentic chicago style gene and judes for whats about to be laid down

[Akio-]

are you going to lake shore drive your richard into his starfish

[TeeOS]

this isn't an organized tag team fight so by rules of the club i cannot allow teamates.

ROUND 3: AKIO VS NAL AND MCJOB

[IkeTheGeneric]

I drink fuel and stuff flames. You drink milk and stuff post.

tough talk for literally this guy


get outta here p*aul

[Akio-]

i have something very special and a close fight planned for round 3

[Eon]

are you going to lake shore drive your richard into his starfish

probably depends if he isn't brutally beaten to a pulp first :^)

[Malleo100]

It's round two in the fight club. Kochiboy makes his first appearance. Kochiboy, being dragged by his Hambeast ex girlfriend by chain and collar, climbs on stage, prancing on all fours. He lets out a few barks to show that he means business. Mcjob makes his entrance into the ring and rips off his crocodile skin jacket to reveal his large tattoo of the Australian flag on his back. He flexes his abnormally large biceps, and downs a 2 liter mug of Fosters Beer. The crowd goes absolutely wild. The bell rings. Kochiboy goes in for the first attack. He lunges at Mcjob, paws in air, scratching mcjob leaving a nasty mark on his chest. "Snuggle wiff me daddy Job ;3 " he says. McJob is fuming with rage. Kochiboy knows it's McJobs turn to attack, and tries to dash in the other direction, but McJob grabs Kochiboy by his tail, ripping out his butt plug. Kochiboy lays on the ground with his ripe ass puckered in air. McJob looks at his left boot, then looks at the crater of Kochiboys back door where the buttplug was. McJob goes in for the Down Under Dunny Destroyer. He does a full vertical 360, pulling out a life sized taxidermied sting ray. The heavens open up and Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter looks down at McJob and sheds a tear. McJob sticks the stingray, tail first, into Kochiboys ass. Completing his 360 vertical flip, McJob sticks out his boot and finishes off plugging in Kochiboys ripe brown town cavity with the sting ray with a swift kick. Kochiboy howls like a midnight full moon. His body hits the ground. McJob Wins.

[McJob]

Akio, I hope you've been working out, because if you try to make me go against Nal I'll put your head in the loving Weeb Washer and make sure you're permanently mentally disabled so that you can't continue this loving thread.

[Jairo]

how many forumers does it take to topple mcjob

[Kochieboy]

Kochieboy is probably the person who voted for himself lmao.

I actually genuinely respect mcjob, he's really chill to talk to one on one and he plays APB with the other blockheads here. In my books, he's my brother.

[Akio-]

while i may own the thread i also supervise security from the vats above the ring. run your mouth again and you'll end up like harambe

[Rockinboy2000]

akio vs nal vs mcjob vs ike vs kochie

holy forget

[ultimamax]

i'll be right back
who here wants some authentic chicago style gene and judes for whats about to be laid down

you live in deerfield motherforgeter. if you wanted to get deep dish you'd have to drive for like four hours. stop pretending youre from chicago

[Nal]

you live in deerfield motherforgeter. if you wanted to get deep dish you'd have to drive for like four hours. stop pretending youre from chicago

big boy m lives in deerfield, I live in schaumburg, the same county as chicago (cook county) big guy
also theres a gene and judes in like rosemont rofl, and a lou malnatis down the street from me
dont call me not chicago authentic motherforgeter