The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[tber123]

> TELL THE GUARD A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

"Knock knock." You say.

"Bullets." The guard replies, instead of saying "Who's there?". Followed by, of course, the guard's submachine gun poking enough bullet-sized holes into you to make human swiss cheese.

***You have died. GAME OVER.***
Your killer sense of humor couldn't have gotten you out of that one, McClass. Restoring autosave...

> TELL THE GUARD A YO MAMA JOKE

You deliver a yo momma joke. The guard shoots you dead again.

***You have died. GAME OVER.***
These jokes are a real killer, you know that? Restoring autosave...

> YELL FIRE INTO SMOKE DETECTOR

You turn around and shriek "FIRE!" into the smoke detector. The guard gives you a confused stare.

> DO THE CYCLE INTO THE SMOKE DETECTOR

You take out a rubber ducky. It's the only thing you can do the cycle with. You do the cycle and vomit into the smoke detector. The guard stumbles around, collapses to his knees, and vomits all over the floor in disgust, conveniently placing him right next to the bars in your cell.

> _

Your inventory contains some string and a rubber ducky.

You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.

You are healthy.


>

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Steal his everything

[cromartini]

Unite his head with the loving ground.

[bobbygordon4]

Jump over to him and slam his face into the bars of the cell until he is an unrecognizable mess.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

forget him up

[tber123]

> forget HIM UP

You grab the guard through the bars and slam the back of his head into the ground, stunning him. While the guard is disoriented, you move on to repeatedly slamming his face into the cell bars until the blunt force trauma kills him and his face becomes a unrecognizable mess.

> LOOT EVERYTHING ON HIS CORPSE

You find:

A Fascist Disguise.
A Beretta Model 38 submachine gun.
A Bodeo Model 1889 revolver.
Some keys to unlock the cells.
A nightstick.


> UNLOCK CELL

You use the keys to unlock your cell before stepping out into the hallway.

"Hey!" The salesman whispers. "Unlock my cell! I can help you!"

> _

Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Fascist Disguise, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, and a nightstick.

You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.

You are healthy.


>

[Refticus]

eat key while the salesman is watching

[bobbygordon4]

Don't unlock his cell, he's probably evil. Shoot him to make sure he doesn't come back later to be the evil bad guy.

[Refticus]

interrogate him by doing the cycle(tm)

[Space1255]

No let him help he can help you with The Cycle

[tber123]

> EAT THE KEY

You swallow the entire key right in front of the salesman, causing him to despair.

> DO THE CYCLE TO INTERROGATE HIM

You start doing the cycle with the key, nauseating the salesman and terrifying him at the same time. He curls up into a ball and screams for mercy while you thoroughly drill him with questions, trying to see if he's a Really Good Guy or a Evil Bad Guy.

The salesman shrieks that he is not evil, but he is a man who comes from a family full of travelling salesmen and saleswomen. When every child in his family becomes of age, they travel the world selling random crap they find to random strangers. The salesman decided to sell his junk in the Alps, and he had no idea that it was home to Cyber-Blue Meanie and his Fascists.

> INTERROGATE HIM FURTHER BY KNEECAPPING

You place a bullet in the salesman's kneecaps to make sure that he is telling the truth. He desperately screams that he is telling the truth, and breaks into tears.

> UNLOCK CELL

You unlock the cell. The salesman crawls out and hands you a few goodies that he smuggled in. These goodies are:

Two medkits.
Anti-robot rounds.
A switchblade.
A C4 Explosive.
A bucket full of ice-cold water.

"That's what I can spare. I've got some more stuff, but I need to get out of here, too. When you run into that Blue Meanie bastard, give him a taste of either the Anti-Robot rounds or the bucket of water. Now---"

The salesman suddenly freezes up. "SSSH!" He says. "Footsteps! Big, heavy ones! They're coming in to investigate the ruckus you made! Quickly, get back in your cell!" The salesman crawls back inside his own cell and hastily closes the door. "There's too many of them! Don't fight them head-on!" He pleads.


> _

Your inventory contains some string, a rubber ducky, a Fascist Disguise, a Beretta Model 38 submachine gun, a Bodeo Model 1889 revolver, cell keys, Two medkits, Anti-robot rounds, a switchblade, a C4 Explosive, a bucket full of ice-cold water, and a nightstick.

You are completely naked except for a bowler hat and a Rolex watch.

You are healthy.


>

[Refticus]

keep doing the cycle(tm) to cause another puke fest

[cromartini]

hide in the shadows and then shank the forgeters, its the london martial art of "shank'n forget" developed by jack the ripper in 19'th century england.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

equip two piece suit and high concealment weapons then b-hop past the guards

[Space1255]

Use Cycle-Jitsu[TM] to get out