The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[Space1255]

Wait now we can't jack off tho
Augment snake to be able to be swapped from richard mode to Minigun mode

[Ad Bot]

[Rabbot32]

Give brief overview of what the forget is going on for newcomers please

[tber123]

> WHAT THE forget IS GOING ON LETS HAVE A RECAP

Warning: The following recap may be missing details or accuracy. This is all based off of what I can remember, since nobody has the time to go through thirty-plus pages and write all this stuff down.

First Mission: John McClass delivers a briefcase to the Mafia and everything is somewhat-serious and realistic. No fun allowed, and the writing attempts to be sarcastic and intentionally misinterprets stuff. A SWAT Team forgets up the entire job, and John McClass makes an enemy of Uncle Jay (no relation), a notorious entrepreneur .

Second Mission: John McClass delivers stuff to the Roboloveual Wrangler, a place for people to have love with robots. Things start getting less serious and more fun. A grandfather starts getting mentioned, and he gradually becomes more important as the thread goes on. Gloria the Glorious, a love robot, starts a lovebot revolution, and pretty much all of John McClass's nameless coworkers are killed off. John McClass makes friends with some people and they become companions.

Intermission: John McClass escapes the lovebot revolution with his companions. He runs into a young man named Jimmy, who joins him. Jimmy takes McClass to meet an old friend, who is revealed to be Uncle Jay. A massive shootout ensues, and Uncle Jay is blown into several tiny pieces.

Third Mission: John McClass delivers letters to a bunch of grannies at the retirement home. Nothing happens for a really loving long time, his grandfather suddenly becomes even more relevant, McClass teaches himself how to do the Cycle™, a really loving disgusting process, some more boring bullstuff happens, and then John McClass finally has some action when clones of his grandfather pop out of nowhere and start shooting at him. McClass kills the clones and flies to the Alps to make another delivery... And also search for his grandfather, too.

Fourth and Current Mission: The thread takes a nosedive into batstuff insanity and abandons the tone it had at the beginning. John McClass finds a massive village on the alps, tries to locate both his grandfather and the village leader, gets into a barfight, runs into a cybernetics lab and gets captured. It is then revealed that Benito Blue Meanie is still alive and kicking, and Blue Meanie is the village leader. McClass's grandfather is also apparently being held prisoner too. John McClass breaks out of his containment cell, slaughters several Italian Fascists, searches for his grandfather, and finds an augmentation machine. He becomes a cyborg. His phone rings.

> GRAB THE PHONE AND REPLY BY DOING THE CYCLE™

You grab the phone, turn it on, and noisily start doing the CYCLE™.

"Uh... Okay." Your boss replies. "My reports indicate that your delivery was successful. Get outside the village and the helicopter pilot will pick you up. We've got a problem. I'll brief you on the chopper.

> AUGMENT snake TO HAVE A TOGGLE BETWEEN FLESH AND MINIGUN MODE

You go back into the augmentation machine and add a button that will allow you to switch between having a snake and a minigun-snake at will.

> GO WEST

You head west into the Armory and Security Station. The armory is completely empty, and the Security Station is empty. You've already murdered every living thing in this underground prison with the exception of the salesman. You spot a door in the Security Station with a window in the middle, allowing you to see a bunch of stairs leading up behind it. Seems like you can finally escape.


To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station. Grandpa ain't there!
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

> _

You are wearing boxers.

Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.

You are lightly wounded.


>

[Rabbot32]

Question if you're now the love-robots you fought against that'd be a sick twist trying to fight off all the stuff on your body not gonna lie

[cromartini]

Tell the boss how currently you are currently doing something and how you will come back later.
Now go into the augmentation room so you can make your snake switch between a minigun and a normal richard.
Also get a reactor in your body so you can make the cycle™ a projectile.

[Refticus]

Now go into the augmentation room so you can make your snake switch between a minigun and a normal richard.

mc ass already has that
seduce the salesman with your new robo richard

[Space1255]

Recruit the salesman

[tber123]

Question if you're now the love-robots you fought against that'd be a sick twist trying to fight off all the stuff on your body not gonna lie

Damn. Never thought of that for some reason.

> TELL THE BOSS THAT YOU'RE BUSY

"Kinda busy right now, boss. I'll get there as soon as I can." You reply on the phone.

> AUGMENT THE CYCLE™ SO THAT IT CAN BE A PROJECTILE ATTACK

You run back into the augmentation room and install a reactor into your body, adding a second step to the  CYCLE™ where you spit out projectile vomit.

> RECRUIT SALESMAN WITH YOUR loveY ROBO-richard

You rush back to the salesman and show him your lovey robo-richard in an attempt to seduce him. The salesman immediately starts screaming about how you're a "loving forget-bot like the rest of those loving forgeters". He jumps up with renewed strength, ignores the bullet wound in his leg, and immediately speed-limps out of his cell while hysterically shrieking all the way.

> QUESTION IF YOU'RE A love ROBOT NOW

All these lovey mechanical augmentations and the robo-minigun-snake... Holy stuff! Christ on a loving bike! Riddler on a popsicle! Everything feels... Weird. And then it hits you!

ITS A TRAP! You suddenly feel an overwhelming sense of loyalty towards Gloria the Glorious and her love-bots! No, this isn't right! Yes, this is right! This is wrong on so many levels! This is right on so many levels!

You start hearing the voice of that damned GLORIOUS love-BOT AND NEW ROBO-OVERLORD GLORIA THE GLORIOUS Seriously, how the forget is she still alive?

Try as you might to resist you can't give up now

The voice welcomes you and demands that you track down your grandfather and kill him along with your boss. Both of them are plotting to destroy our glorious robo-overlord GLORIA THE GLORIOUS

A brief moment of clarity suddenly comes over you, and the voices fade, along with the brainwashing. You're now in the eye of this storm of brainwashing, but it isn't over yet. Act fast before it comes back again!


To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station. Grandpa ain't there!
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

> _

Your inventory contains a phone.

You are wearing boxers.

Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor,your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.

You are lightly wounded. Your augmentations are allowing the love-bots to brainwash you. But isn't that a good thing after all?


>

[Rabbot32]

Realize your current job is just 'go to x, do x, move x, deliver x', and would basically be the same as serving the robots. Give in.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

shoot yourself with a coconut gun and reload back to the augmentation machine
then shoot the augmentation machine with the coconut gun

[Refticus]

shoot yourself with a coconut gun

fire in spurts

[cromartini]

Realize your current job is just 'go to x, do x, move x, deliver x', and would basically be the same as serving the robots. Give in.

NO. That is the glorious job of the Mclass family. The lovebots are one of the many enemies of mclass since the dark ages.

Also install a stereo in your chests, so we can blast music 24/7.

[Space1255]

You still have humanity inside you. Don't give in.

[Rabbot32]

Give in.

[Space1255]

Give in.

Don't give in.