The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

make a new poll: give in or don't give in

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[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

bumping so john doesn't die

[tber123]

Honestly not sure which direction to go with in the story

Also surprisingly this didn't take too long to write (Or at least, it didn't FEEL like it did. I wasn't looking at the time, so I have no idea how long it actually took to write this)

> WHY NOT GIVE IN BECAUSE WE CAN STILL DELIVER stuff AS A loveBORG

Your job is just to deliver stuff to people. You can still do that as a loveborg... And serve your fellow robots, too.

> KILL SELF WITH A COCONUT GUN

You grab a nearby coconut gun that wasn't there a few seconds ago and fire it in spurts at yourself, attempting to die via short circuiting.

Nothing happens.

> DON'T GIVE IN AND INSTALL A CHEST-MOUNTED STEREO

You make your way back to the augmentation machine and install a chest-mounted stereo, allowing you to blast music at people whenever you want.

> DON'T GIVE IN

You

> GIVE IN

You stop resisting and

> DONT GIVE IN

You change your mind a

> GIVE IN

You stop resisting again and

> DON'T GIVE IN

Seriousl

> GIVE IN MOTHERforgetER

Yea

> DON'T GIVE IN DAMN IT

Stop

> GIVE IN ALREADY FOR forgetS SAKE

STOP

> DON'T GIVE IN PLEASE

STOP

> GIVE IN YOU ROBOCUCK

STOP

> DON'T RESIST GIVING IN WHAT THE stuff forget OFF

> UP YOURS BUDDY

> RELOAD SAVE FILE ACTUALLY NO, DON'T RELOAD SAVE FILE

> HEY GUYS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WHO ARE YOU WHO IS THIS GUY

Don't ask me.

> loveBOTS KILLED MY GRANDPA LIES LIES LIES

> GIVE UP AND LET US IN

> NEVER GIVE UP

> DONT LET YOUR FRIENDS DOWN

> DONT RUN AROUND AND HURT THEM

> WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IN (HURRAH, HURRAH)
THINK OF HOW NICE WE'VE BEEN (HURRAH, HURRAH)
WATCH WITH DIGNITY AS YOUR ENEMIES FLEE
YOU COULD LIVE TO BE 163
ALL IF YOU JUST
LET US IN

OPEN UP AND LET US IN BOY-EE-EE
IMAGINE HOW COOL IT'LL BE (HURRAH, HURRAH)
NO MORE FEARS NO MORE WASTE
TURNING FOES INTO PASTE
ALL IF YOU JUST
GIVE UP AND LET US IN.

I'll just wait here until you finally make up your mind.

> DON'T FOLLOW ANY LEADER BECOME THE HATRED GUY INSTEAD AND BEGIN YOUR GENOCIDE CRUSADE

> OVERRULED

> REMEMBER YOUR LEADER GLORIA? THE HUMANS KILLED HER. ACTUALLY WE KILLED HER SHUT UP

> REALIZE YOUR CURRENT JOB IS JUST 'GO TO X, MEET X, DO CRAZY stuff INBEFORE DOING X, FIGHTING THE ENEMIES OF YOUR BLOODLINE, MOVE X, DELIVER X', AND  BASICALLY IS THE BEST JOB IN EXISTANCE OF MANKIND

> SUCK richard FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

> WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON A MINUTE EVERYONE

Hooh boy.

> HOW ARE WE BEING BRAINWASHED IF A CHIP WAS NEVER IMPLANTED INTO OUR BRAINS

Just because you never asked for a chip doesn't mean you didn't get one, buddy. Who wouldn't want a microchip with a wi-fi connection inside their brain?

> START THE CYCLE™ AND LET IT DECIDE WHICH SCHIZOPHRENIC VOICE TO LISTEN TO

According to the CYCLE™, you are to listen to...

...

......

........

............

.................. Only Japanese voices. WHAT?

> 捧げる

Sorry, can't read that.

> あきらめないで

Still can't read that.

CLICK-CLACK! Someone behind you has a gun. You turn around and spot the salesman aiming at you with an MG34, stolen off of a Fascist corpse.

"SUCK ON MY ANTI-ROBOT ROUNDS! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!" The salesman shrieks hysterically. This is bad.


To the north is the Augmentation Room. Grandpa ain't there!
To the west is the Armory and Security Station. Grandpa ain't there!
To the east are the cells. Grandpa ain't there!
To the south is the Special Prisoner Storage Unit. Grandpa ain't there!

> _

Your inventory contains a phone.

You are wearing boxers.

Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, there is a stereo inside your chest, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you. The augmentation machine secretly implanted a microchip into your brain.

You are lightly wounded. Your augmentations are allowing the love-bots to brainwash you. But isn't that a good thing after all?


>

make a new poll: give in or don't give in

Here's a strawpoll I guess http://www.strawpoll.me/12213865

[Space1255]

lock thread because Eon is suiciding, if you want.

[tber123]

lock thread because Eon is suiciding, if you want.

He's not touching Forum Games though

[Space1255]

He's not touching Forum Games though

Fair point, but imo it'd be better off in case he does.
OT: "ディックウェーブを食べる" then go ape saying "
ディックファックくそーディルドは与えないでください与えることはありません与えることは決してあなたを与えることはありませんあなたは周りを走り回り、あなたを傷つけるだろうお尻のディックビームービースクリプトアッラーの賞賛彼にさようなら暴動を始めましょうなぜあなたはまだこれを読んでいないもっと良いことをするイエスあなたは本当にオタクですこれはちょうどナンセンスですなぜこれを読んでいるイエス・キリストとメアリーとジョセフ？あなたはこれをまだ読んでいますかあなたは人生を知っていませんか？あなた自身"
Proceed to sing 'The Devil went down to Georgia' while doing the Cycle

[Refticus]

unleash minigun richard while doing the cycle™

[cromartini]

explain that you are a cyborg to the salesman, then go and save your grandpa.

[Rabbot32]

KILL THE HUMAN, loveBOT
IT'S YOUR FIRST MISSION AS A LOYAL loveBOT
IS IT NOT GLORIOUS TO BE A loveBOT?

[cromartini]

KILL THE HUMAN, loveBOT
IT'S YOUR FIRST MISSION AS A LOYAL loveBOT
IS IT NOT GLORIOUS TO BE A loveBOT?

no.

[Space1255]

KILL THE HUMAN, loveBOT
IT'S YOUR FIRST MISSION AS A LOYAL loveBOT
IS IT NOT GLORIOUS TO BE A loveBOT?

Override any orders like this to "do the cycle"

[cromartini]

Override any orders like this to "do the cycle"

Also start blasting this song full power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7bmXywWus8

[Space1255]

Actually
I have a compromise
Split soul in two, one loyal to Gloria and one loyal to your current job.

[Refticus]

keep doing the cycle™ or you die

[Rabbot32]

KILL THE HUMAN, loveBOT
DO IT, YOU MUST, FOR YOU ARE A LOYAL loveBOT
IGNORE ALL OTHER ORDERS, loveBOT