avenge harambe and kill a zookeeper
kill Linda
Linda has already left. You would never harm Linda, though.
find a kid and whip him around until you get shot, and die a hero
The Neo-Lindas have not arrived yet! They usually arrive shortly after you have been fed, though.
find a mate to forget and make babies with, be a happy ape and make a family to continue generation and maintain goodboy points
Unfortunately, the other gorillas are male. You remember Linda bringing the third one in as a child. Maybe she's the mother? You already tried to mate with her, though.
clobber the snot out of the other gorillas to establish your role as dictator
Your strength stat is not high enough for that!
Become a grill
Your shape-shifting stat is not high enough for that!
wait till they finish
Yes. Team effort!
You wait until they finish. It's very awkward. When you begin trying to explain your plan, you realize that you are a gorilla, and thus do not have an effective communication method. Instead, you begin to demonstrate by starting the hole in front of them while making persuasive grunts. They seem confused but they join in anyways.
Persuasion Success!+1 Charisma
+1 Leadership
Tunneling Commenced!+1 Strength
So far, your plan has gone exactly as you wanted it to. However, you realize roughly 10 minutes in that a small Neo-Linda has been watching you, and has begun signalling its superiors.
What will you do?
