[NEWS] N. Korea to conduct sixth nuclear bomb test amidst rising tensions

[Jairo]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37314927

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/northkorea/2016/09/09/25/0401000000AEN20160909002500315F.html

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/8/north-korea-artificial-earthquake-could-signal-nuc/#disqus_thread

in more serious news, a large artificial earthquake has been detected near north korea's nuclear test site, possibly a fulfillment of the state's promise to conduct a fifth test

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[hotremox]

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[Magus]

I guess Kim went nuclear due to the lack of praise.

More seriously, he isn't going to do stuff, because even the craziest state wants to survive, and it's hard to do that when your attempt at nuking something has resulted in your nation being glassed.

[beachbum111111]

It could be HAARP loving with North Korea for the stuff they've been doing for the last few months.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

for a second i thought that north korea had the technology to create earthquakes

[Drydess]

north korea's secret plan to fight CIA

[Frequency]

nuclear test in the hood gone wrong gone loveual

[Tactical Nuke]

they blew up  a washing machine 25 ft below ground and called it a nuclear test

[Nonnel]

north korea's secret plan to fight CIA

They'd probably sooner fund CIA to undermine the West

[Space1255]

Guys, is joke. no worry.
You actually fell for it? there's no way...

No, we knew you were faking it, we're (mainly maxwell) telling you that it's a bananable offense to fake bans.
Exhibit A

[Poliwhirl]

No, we knew you were faking it, we're (mainly maxwell) telling you that it's a bananable offense to fake bans.
Exhibit A

i think it's because that was a spam topic in drama

[Insert Name Here²]

i think it's because that was a spam topic in drama

no lol

[Poliwhirl]

no lol

oh fuk you're right i thought that was the op

still kind of a spam post

[otto-san]

oh fuk you're right i thought that was the op

still kind of a spam post

well i mean at least there was some context, if anything blocky's post qualifies even more as spam

[Jairo]

the test has been confirmed as north korea's fifth nuclear test, constituting a yield of 10 kilotons (for reference, hiroshima was 15 kilotons)