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Author Topic: The RNG Universe (und is dead)  (Read 16141 times)

forget
I do five punches now

i give space a  c o o l  pickle

take on the boozled bean challenge and try  giving a weakness bean to UND





yeah its the truest LMAO of LMAOS


did i turn back into a human

SPACE1255 rolled a 5!
With the power of Thor, you punch Und so hard that your hand goes right through her. You repeat this 5 times. 128 damage!
ZEUBERMEDIC! rolled a 4!
Walking up to your senpai, you have a nice conversation. You then ask him if he wanted to eat your "cool pickle". He agreed, blushing. You took out your "cool pickle". He gasped at the majesty of it, before slowly putting his mouth up to it. He slowly began to suck the juice out of the succulent cucumber. Extreme pleasure courses through your body as you moan as loud as you can, squirting pickle juice down Space's throat as he swallows it with glee. You both fall over onto the ground, panting. "That was amazing", you would say, and he would nod in agreement; it was the best night of your life.
 1 heart regained for Space!
ULTRACRAPGAMES rolled a 3!
You bring out a box of Bean Boozled jelly beans and pour them into a bowl, offering her a bean. She accepts, and eats the bean. "That was delicious!", she would say.


Und is questioning her life choices

did i turn back into a human
no you must roll

Is Paralogue 1 available yet for our love child

Also six punches.


oh well going to sleep

good night senpai

Is Paralogue 1 available yet for our love child
It was finally here. The day they had waited for with bated breath, in wonder, and in fear.
Their first reaction had been overwhelming joy. But a doctor’s visit had revealed alarming news: the doctors were prepared to do everything they could, but it was uncertain if Space1255 could survive the delivery.

ZeUberMedic! had begged his lover not to go through with it. It was dangerous, and he couldn’t bear the thought of losing him. ‘We could adopt!’ he had pleaded. But Space1255 was unwavering; he desperately wanted to bring their child into the world, even if it ended up costing his own life. ZeUberMedic! eventually came to terms with the snowman’s wishes. This was so incredibly important to him.

Seeing him lying there on the hospital bed, in the struggles of labour, ZeUberMedic! could only think that he had never been more beautiful.

"ZeUberMedic!…I love you," Space1255 said shakily.

"Don’t worry, my honey-cicle," ZeUberMedic! said, grasping his thin, slender hand. "You’re going to be just fine."

"Promise me, you’ll take good care of her…"

ZeUberMedic! placed a loving hand on his snow angel’s cheek. “You know I will. But you’re going to help me! We’re going to raise our beautiful child together, okay?”

"Of course…" Space1255 smiled.
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