The RNG Universe (und is dead)

[CRITAWAKETS]

A fleet of Hierarchy ships come.

2 Androsynth Guardians

3 Mycon Podships

2 VUX Intruders

4 Spathi Eluders

1 Ilwrath Avenger

5 Umgah Drones

Here are the ship specs. http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/List_of_ships

[Ad Bot]

[UltraCraftGames]

i  cast the spell raise of machines  with that i make a mech UND  which attacks regular UND

[HellHound]

I call in a Terminator to kick Und's ass

[Nix the Glaceon]

ZEUBERMEDIC! rolled a 4!
You transform from a cool pickle jar to an uncool human being.
CRITAWAKETS rolled a 3!
The ships fail to come.
ULTRACRAFTGAYMES rolled a 6!
You

cast the spell raise of machines  with that i make a mech UND  which attacks regular UND

197 damage to Und! 1 heart of damage to UltraDraftGames!
HELLHOUND rolled a 4!
A terminator walks in and proceeds to terminate Und, dealing mortal damage to the enemy!

UND DEFEATED!
PLANET 4:
Urstar fish

Heh, Urstar fish...

Guarded by

HYPER REALISTIC BANANA
Jesus christ.

[HellHound]

I distract the banana.

[CRITAWAKETS]

The ships are called in again.

[Nix the Glaceon]

I distract the banana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtV739LbMhY

[UltraCraftGames]

i summon the king of the fruits BIG DELUXE ULTRA DRAFTING п(PI)  BANANA and it  shoots its  bananaanannanaanana cannons at the Banana monster

[Space1255]

Six punches

also Does our child return from The Future to help us fight the final boss

[Nix the Glaceon]

also Does our child return from The Future to help us fight the final boss

your child is not born yet

HELLHOUND rolled a 2!
You attempt to distract the banana, but you fall on your arse. 1 heart of damage!
ULTRACRAFTGAMES rolled a 3!
Nix could not understand what kind of language you are speaking, so she simply nulled this action.
SPACE1255 rolled a 4!
You punch the banana 6 times. 21 damage!

The banana is trying to understand how we are all standing on the surface of an ice giant.

attack next turn m8

[HellHound]

I steal the banana's blunt to boost morale

[CRITAWAKETS]

Launch a volley of fusion blasts at the banana.

[Space1255]

S E V E N
P U N C H E S

[Nix the Glaceon]

HELLHOUND rolled a 2!
You steal the banana's blunt and attempt to smoke it. The moment you inhale the smoke, you cough out an entire lung. 1 heart of damage!
CRITAWAKETS rolled a 3!
Instead of throwing a volley of fusion blasts, you throw a volleyball at the banana. Nothing happens.
SPACE1255 rolled a 4!
You effectively manage to throw 7 bunches at the banana in a timespan of 0.5 seconds. 75 damage!

The banana starts doing squats! The loveiness of the squats hits HellHound in the face like a hammer!
HellHound needs to be revived!

fucc

[failbros2]

look it in the eye
see if he cares