The RNG Universe (und is dead)

[cromartini]

Wait so I refer you to your character or you irl?

WHAT A TWIIST.

[Ad Bot]

[Bwopper]

WHAT A TWIIST.

[Just M2]

I toss my D.I.C. at nix

[Nix the Glaceon]

here's your update you bitches

TABLESALT rolls a
You knock Death out and burst out of your grave and into the battlefield mounted on the sleekest motorcycle you could find. Revived!
FAILBROS2 rolls a
You say "knife", but nothing happens. The Annoying Orange is in hysterics. 2/3
KRISTOB rolls a
You are unable to lift a fruit. How pathetic...
REDCONER rolls a
MUDAMUDAMUDA! 127 damage! 2/3
MERP rolls a
You slowly move into the scene, moving towards the enemy. The moment you touch the enemy, the enemy explodes. 2/3

ENEMY DEFE--

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DBG2 rolls a
You tell it that Vegetoid is better than it. It pulsates in anger, then grabs you, splitting you in half with a swift motion and eating your viscera out of your cadaver. dead as stuff
ZEUBERMEDIC! rolls a
Wielding a mace, you charge into the enemy and throw a sharp swing at it. The mace bounces right off of the enemy and hits you right between the eyes, fracturing your skull. 2/3
SPACE1255 rolls a
You throw punches at the enemy, but the enemy's thick amorphous skin absorbs the blows.
BWOPPER rolls a
Leaping into the air, your hands transform into gaster blasters and shoot two beams of plasma at the enemy. 21 damage!
UCG rolls a YES
While approaching Nix in an attempt to enslave her, Nix's hitman arrives just in time and shoves a switchblade deep into your spine as Nix and her hitman exhange high-fives. go to sleep
JUST M2 rolls a
You throw a die at Nix. Acting fast, her hitman blows it out of the air with his rifle before departing.

[NotBomberguy]

I accumulate speed for 12 hours and then charge into the fruitmanthingdudebroguy

[Just M2]

Time for me to hide in a cardboard box

[failbros2]

say "fucc you" to annoying orange
then grab an actual knife and stab the   ̴̜̱̺̌͆̔͑́͜͢͡͝┴̵̩̘̰̜̣̏̒̀̉͞Ŏ̞͍̙̻̘̳͚͔̮̇̂͂͊̄͗̋͗͢Ǫ̣͔̦̯͉͆̐͆͗̆͊́͠͞ɹ̶̡̙͓͎̼̭̙̜͈̖̀̌̅͊̈́̃̿͑̓̕Ⅎ

[ZeÜberMedic!]

try smashing the monsters head with 2 maces :^)

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Comes back as an angered spirit

[Bwopper]

oh sweet jesus

Pray to god

[Space1255]

I-I failed...

Welp. Nobody is to see me fail, so I'll have to kill you.
Thirteen punches.

[TableSalt]

Snap the stem off and eat it for magical powers.

[Nix the Glaceon]

did i do it

[Redconer]

Let's grind this boy into ketchup with this giant blender.

[Nix the Glaceon]

since you all have been good little love slaves, i will give you an update right now

NOTBOMBERGUY rolls a
You start to accumilate speed.
JUST M2 rolls a
You hide in a cardboard box.
FAILBROS2 rolls a
You flip the Annoying Orange off. However, you cannot find a knife. 2/3
ZEUBERMEDIC! rolls a
You beat the enemy senselessly with 2 maces. 31 damage!
DBG2 rolls a
You become a very spooky ghost.
BWOPPER rolls a
You pray to God. 1 heart regained! 4/3
SPACE1255 rolls a
You throw 13 punches at the enemy. It devours you whole.  yer forgetin' dead
TABLESALT rolls a
You devour the enemy's stem. It was delicious. 4/3
REDCONER rolls a
forget! Your giant blender's motor is broken.

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