aight weebs suggest me some animes

[Alphadin]

no one's put parasyte yet so

parasyte

also, no ERASED? Let's get some erased

these on the other hand are worth it.

dont listen to anything espio says
90% of these recommendations arent even worth looking at

that is 100% how percentages work.

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[BLockyBuildingBro]

dont listen to anything espio says
90% of these recommendations arent even worth looking atwhats not to like? everything from the awful plot to the generic music to the unbearable characters

stuff, son.
I liked the characters, the music was bad, admittedly, and most zombie plots are generic.
"whut what's a zombie"
"agh why is this totally normal man biting me"
"let's rise up to defeat these normal people"
Eh, we all have opinions
I don't remember the name of it, but there was this anime where this group of teens went into a haunted house only to have them get killed off one by one. I believe it was a one episode thing. anyone remember it/recognise what i'm talking about?

[Master Matthew²]

Here's my "If you're a Weeb and you know it, Fap your hands  "
Collection (AKA the stuff anime Collection.)

Inuyasha
Sailor Moon
Sword Art Online
Sword Art Online II
Dragon Ball GT
Dragon Ball Super

Now Here's my actual Reccomendations.

The Mystic Archives of Dantalian
Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood
TriGun
Black Butler
Black Butler II
Dragon Ball*
Yu-Gi-Oh! : Duel Monsters**

* - Yes I know, a common choice as any, but DragonBall is so well known, yet people skim over for Z, but the original is loads better than Z.
** - Okay, hear me out, If you just watch this with english subs instead of the 4kids dub, or god forbid the Singapore dub, you might enjoy the plot. (Except Battle City, WTF Writers?)

[Office-Pirate]

wild grinders

[KinggWithaK]

the disastrous life of saiki k
shiki
keijo
jojo's bizarre adventure
shimoneta

[Nonnel]

(AKA the stuff anime Collection.)

absolutely right

[sorrel]

The beserk movies and then the series ;)

[-Jetz-]

Got nothing that meets all the OP criteria, but here's my recommendations anyway.

Hunter x Hunter. Long but pretty amazing. Kinda like DBZ or Naruto but doesn't waste your time.
Fate: Zero and Fate: UBW. Not sure which is the best order to watch those two in. Flip a coin I guess. Don't touch the Studio Deen one though.
Avatar TLA and LOK. Sue me.
Log Horizon. If anyone mentions Sword Art Online, you should immediately counter with this. Similar premise except not stuff.
Code Geass. Hits a ton of the same notes as Death Note but with giant robots, mind control powers, and an ending that's actually good.
RWBY. Sue me.

There are others, but those are the ones I'd recommend in a vacuum.

[MunkeyCheez]

obviously I'm going to say Initial D.
There's like 5 seasons called stages, plus three movies I think. It's great if you're into those Eurobeat memes that have been popping up recently on /wsg/.
NEVER WATCH THE DUBS; THEY SUCK. seriously, never watch an anime set in Japan that isn't in Japanese. It seriously takes me away from the immersion, plus usually the voice acting is cringe as hell.

Also there was this one called "Riding Bean" or something like that, it's half an hour long and it's about some getaway driver in a red sports car.

[Planr]

agreed with munkey, dubs suck big time. american women can't do those high pitched "cute" voices.

subbed all the way

[Foxscotch]

american women can't do those high pitched "cute" voices.

wtf

[Yosher]

i like fullmetal alchemist brotherhood & jojo's bizarre adventure

[Ipquarx]

american women can't do those high pitched "cute" voices.

good
i absolutely hate those high pitched squealy voices

[Planr]

good
i absolutely hate those high pitched squealy voices

grrrrrr

[Buzzwaker!]

good
i absolutely hate those high pitched squealy voices

so you do you hate them so bad that you would build a time machine and go to the past to kill your young self so you wouldn't exist in the present?

i'd do it lol