we had this one kid in middle school who was legitimately autistic, like diagnosed and everything
one day in PE we were jogging around the gym to warm up and I see this kid jogging real close to one of my friends
now this friend of mine was like 6 feet tall at the time and had that football player body
the autistic kid was not athletic but he was still pretty big and had some pretty powerful hands (he liked to grab people by the shoulders and shake them a lot)
basically the autistic kid accidentally punched my friend in the richard hard
the funny part is that my friend either didn't feel it or it didn't bother him, he just kept running, but the autistic kid clenched his fist and made a face as if
he just got punched in the richard really hard
the kid hurt his hand instead of my friend's richard
in the last month of high school my friends and I were playing badminton in PE and my team was losing badly, so one of the people on the other team got super-duper pumped up and asked to lay down the killer shot
so the other guy throws the shuttlerooster to him and he winds up the most he possibly can and pretty much "falcon-punch"-style spikes it
right into my nip
we couldn't bring ourselves to finish the match after that
the thing was red for a good goddamn long time
back to middle school we had this one kid who you'd figure would be autistic (not in the diagnosed way this time)
kid was waaaaaaaaay too into Naruto and was super-duper hyper and in your forgetin' face every second of the day
anyway we were finishing up with PE for the day (my PE classes are just where all the crazy stuff happens I guess) and we were walking back to the locker rooms
kid gets super-duper hyper and shouts "I'M INVINCIBLE!"
forgetin'
on cue gets slammed square in the face by the locker room door, gets knocked unconscious and has to visit the hospital
too many of us were just thinking
