Author Topic: Someone is hacking me? (Read 3702 times)

Alternat�ve · December 23, 2016, 01:19:10 AM

alright i'll try to assess the problem.. i'm going to need to hack into your system (don't worry i'm a "white hat" hacker.. it means i'm a good hacker and i wont harm your system) so i can brown townyze your kilobytes and hopefully decrypt your isolated RAM firewall usage. if it works then i'll be able to create a backdoor and then overclock their unix DDOS attacks and fry their CPU program. don't worry i eat criminal cyber punks like your hacker for breakfast :)

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ReddBoi · December 23, 2016, 01:23:11 AM

slap the hacker in the cheek

warble · December 23, 2016, 01:33:53 AM

Quote from: Perry on December 22, 2016, 06:52:45 PM

your first mistake was not buying a mac ;) disclamer: this is a loving joke

ive got other things to waste money on, thanks

Red Spy · December 23, 2016, 02:03:05 AM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on December 22, 2016, 11:22:11 PM

Your first mistake was thinking that this was a good joke.

This is a fuse to a never ending flame war and pissing contest, you know not the horrors you unleash.

Who stuff in your cornflakes

Ragequit · December 23, 2016, 02:06:56 AM

Quote from: Perry on December 22, 2016, 06:52:45 PM

your first mistake was not buying a mac ;) disclamer: this is a loving joke

ur a mistake

Nonnel · December 23, 2016, 02:08:52 AM

maybe your comp just sux

Refticus · December 23, 2016, 02:24:23 AM

but it was me, the hacker
the cyberpolice cannot stop me, i have your ip
ur proxies have been destroyed and all your minecraft saves are mine

ReddBoi · December 23, 2016, 03:55:23 AM

Quote from: Refticus on December 23, 2016, 02:24:23 AM

why i oughtta

otto-san · December 23, 2016, 05:36:02 AM

fr tho your computer turning itself on may legitimately just be windows waking your computer up to install updates

KristoB · December 23, 2016, 05:38:59 AM

might be the pc updating

SubDaWoofer · December 23, 2016, 08:09:35 AM

i use linux and a hackintosh so i never get viruses HA

The Young Avenger · December 23, 2016, 09:05:54 AM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on December 22, 2016, 11:22:11 PM

Your first mistake was thinking that this was a good joke.

This is a fuse to a never ending flame war and pissing contest, you know not the horrors you unleash.

is there a way for you to not take the internet this seriously or are you just this dense

shitlord · December 23, 2016, 09:07:46 AM

Quote from: Planr on December 22, 2016, 06:34:28 PM

>lenovo

they dont use thinkpads on the iss for no reason

lenovo is a solid brand

Peebs · December 23, 2016, 09:17:42 AM

Quote from: Refticus on December 23, 2016, 02:24:23 AM

but it was me, the hacker
the cyberpolice cannot stop me, i have your ip
ur proxies have been destroyed and all your minecraft saves are mine

i dont play minecraft anymore even though its on my desktop

Darth C3P0 · December 23, 2016, 12:20:21 PM

Unless its your static ip you should be all good