Attack Results
SubDaWoofer: rolled
1You actually rolled a 4, but you are one suicidal forumer.
So you jumped into a pit of spikes then died. What now?Twix: rolled
3You try to dig a trench, but you can't find your shovel.
NotBomberGuy: rolled
5You broforce the soldiers heavily,
dealing 37, 58, and 53 damage, respectively!Rabbot32: rolled
2As you try to summon a FRAF, someone throws a FRAG grenade at you.
You dodge the explosion but fail to dodge the shrapnel.TableSalt: rolled
4You take out your osmium brick and duct tape it to your fist before
punching the hunter, dealing 47 damage.ZeUberMedic: rolled
2You try to build sentrys. A grammar national socialist runs you over before you can start creating one.
Space1255: rolled
3You inhale.CRITAWAKETS: rolled
3You build up speed.
Then you try to shinespark the commando, but end up talking about parallel universes.Redconer: rolled
6You deliver a punch to the hunter so bad it deals 72 damage.
However, you got into close combat, and he whacks you with his bow.MicroEDGE: rolled
6As you drive onto the Commando's head and wait for gravity to take place,
a bird nails you in the head. Then gravity happens, dealing 80 damage to him.
Shock Trooper
HP: 213/250
This guy uses an SMG and will try to spray you down.
Attacks every turn, deals 1 damage to a player
The shock trooper fires at cromartini, dealing 1 damage.
Hunter
HP: 73/250
He used to be an adventurer, then he learned to shoot arrows to knees.
Attacks every 2 turns, deals 2 damage
The hunter readies his bow...
Commando
HP: 267/400
He doesn't wear underwear, and his machine gun has a grenade launcher on it!
Attacks every 2 turns (MG), deals 1 damage to 2 people
Attacks every 3 turns (Grenade), deals 2 damage to 1 person and 1 damage to another
The commando begins aiming.
Loud machinery can be heard from far away. Seems like the tank is readying its rocket launchers.
PLAYER LIST:
Twix:
3/3TableSalt:
3/3Redconer:
2/3ZeUberMedic:
2/3Space1255:
3/3Rabbot32:
2/3SubDaWoofer:
suicidal son of a guncromartini:
2/3CRITAWAKETS:
3/3NotBomberGuy:
3/3MicroEDGE:
2/3
Poll