Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (AIR RAID!)

[failbros2]

oh boy i actually update again.

The soldiers are here.
They appear to be imperials.
Just a pile of cannon fodder... or are they?

Shock Trooper

HP: 250/250

This guy uses an SMG and will try to spray you down.

Attacks every turn, deals 1 damage to a player

Hunter

HP: 250/250

He used to be an adventurer, then he learned to shoot arrows to knees.

Attacks every 2 turns, deals 2 damage

Commando

HP: 400/400

He doesn't wear underwear, and his machine gun has a grenade launcher on it!

Attacks every 2 turns (MG), deals 1 damage to 2 people

Attacks every 3 turns (Grenade), deals 2 damage to 1 person and 1 damage to another

PLAYER LIST:

Twix: 3/3
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 3/3
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 3/3
SubDaWoofer: 3/3
cromartini: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3
MicroEDGE: 3/3

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[SubDaWoofer]

immediately jump into the nearest pit of spikes to get into hell

[Twix]

trench.dig();

[NotBomberguy]

broforce the stuff out of them

[Rabbot32]

Let's get this party started.
Summon time. I begin to start summon a FRAF (Flying Robot Assembly Factory). It'll occasionally drop SST Laboratories Siege Automatons.

you know what forgetin' time it is boys

[TableSalt]

Flatly say "No."
And punch the hunter in the face.
With a brick.
Made of osmium.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

build sentrys.

[Space1255]

I inhale

[CRITAWAKETS]

I build up speed to then Shinespark the commando into a wall.

[Redconer]

Punch Hunter.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

SubDaWoofer: rolled 1
You actually rolled a 4, but you are one suicidal forumer.
So you jumped into a pit of spikes then died. What now?

Twix: rolled 3
You try to dig a trench, but you can't find your shovel.

NotBomberGuy: rolled 5
You broforce the soldiers heavily, dealing 37, 58, and 53 damage, respectively!

Rabbot32: rolled 2
As you try to summon a FRAF, someone throws a FRAG grenade at you. You dodge the explosion but fail to dodge the shrapnel.

TableSalt: rolled 4
You take out your osmium brick and duct tape it to your fist before punching the hunter, dealing 47 damage.

ZeUberMedic: rolled 2
You try to build sentrys. A grammar national socialist runs you over before you can start creating one.

Space1255: rolled 3
You inhale.

CRITAWAKETS: rolled 3
You build up speed. Then you try to shinespark the commando, but end up talking about parallel universes.

Redconer: rolled 6
You deliver a punch to the hunter so bad it deals 72 damage. However, you got into close combat, and he whacks you with his bow.

MicroEDGE: rolled 6
As you drive onto the Commando's head and wait for gravity to take place, a bird nails you in the head. Then gravity happens, dealing 80 damage to him.

Shock Trooper

HP: 213/250

This guy uses an SMG and will try to spray you down.

Attacks every turn, deals 1 damage to a player

The shock trooper fires at cromartini, dealing 1 damage.

Hunter

HP: 73/250

He used to be an adventurer, then he learned to shoot arrows to knees.

Attacks every 2 turns, deals 2 damage

The hunter readies his bow...

Commando

HP: 267/400

He doesn't wear underwear, and his machine gun has a grenade launcher on it!

Attacks every 2 turns (MG), deals 1 damage to 2 people

Attacks every 3 turns (Grenade), deals 2 damage to 1 person and 1 damage to another

The commando begins aiming.

Loud machinery can be heard from far away. Seems like the tank is readying its rocket launchers.

PLAYER LIST:

Twix: 3/3
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 2/3
ZeUberMedic: 2/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
SubDaWoofer: suicidal son of a gun
cromartini: 2/3
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3
MicroEDGE: 2/3

[Rabbot32]

Repeat previous action. We NEED that skyfactory.

[SubDaWoofer]

repeat in hell

[TableSalt]

Throw a really really sharp piece of paper at the hunter.

[CRITAWAKETS]

I go through my equipment i brought along with me and i find the "AceProgram". Better use it!