I find it weird how I can find myself saying, "Yes, criminals can be rehabilitated and changed for the better," and yet every single day I see the worst that internet life has to offer drag themselves over here to get some kicks out of disrupting discussions in the least bannable way possible.
I really can't wait to see what other false stories he's willing to make up for fake sympathy. His posts have already demonstrated a very poor, yet stubborn ability to sell snake-oil.