Author Topic: august 21 solar eclipse (Read 13884 times)

torin� · August 21, 2017, 03:33:50 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on August 21, 2017, 02:56:40 PM

This x10
I was told I was going to get a 95% eclipse.
95%.

it should have been damn near night time, instead it was like some idiot had fell on the light dimmer switch and 5 minutes later, after picking himself off the ground and pulling his head out of his ass, pushed it back up to maximum.

GREAT loving ECLIPSE.

Really starting to look at the flat earth theories after this one.

god youre stupid

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e-maxx · August 21, 2017, 03:34:52 PM

Mega-Bear · August 21, 2017, 03:38:21 PM

Lame eclipse, the moon should start lifting so he'll get bigger and block more sunlight next time, lmao pusillanimous individual ass moon.

skill4life · August 21, 2017, 03:59:09 PM

i drove from fackin new england to tennessee to see it. lake side view, was definitely worth the drive.

Kringleberg · August 21, 2017, 04:12:40 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on August 21, 2017, 02:56:40 PM

This x10
I was told I was going to get a 95% eclipse.
95%.

it should have been damn near night time, instead it was like some idiot had fell on the light dimmer switch and 5 minutes later, after picking himself off the ground and pulling his head out of his ass, pushed it back up to maximum.

GREAT loving ECLIPSE.

Really starting to look at the flat earth theories after this one.

LOL stupid dont know how Eclipse work?

Hansome duded · August 21, 2017, 04:19:00 PM

the moon should've just stopped at totality and fell on earth

Master Matthew� · August 21, 2017, 04:56:53 PM

Quote from: Kringleberg on August 21, 2017, 04:12:40 PM

LOL stupid dont know how Eclipse work?

Thats what happened in the supposed "zone of totality"
It practically became night, i didnt even see the loving moon pass anywhere near the sun.

Im comvinced i didnt get an eclipse at all, and it was just a stray cloud.

ahoy · August 21, 2017, 05:04:37 PM

it was cool I guess

Renderman In A Bowl · August 21, 2017, 05:22:12 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on August 21, 2017, 04:56:53 PM

Thats what happened in the supposed "zone of totality"
It practically became night, i didnt even see the loving moon pass anywhere near the sun.

Im comvinced i didnt get an eclipse at all, and it was just a stray cloud.

I think you're just handicapped.

Dreams_Of_Cheese · August 21, 2017, 05:23:46 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on August 21, 2017, 04:56:53 PM

Thats what happened in the supposed "zone of totality"
It practically became night, i didnt even see the loving moon pass anywhere near the sun.

Im comvinced i didnt get an eclipse at all, and it was just a stray cloud.

local man has literally no idea how solar system works; angry anyway

Metalliku · August 21, 2017, 05:25:07 PM

Quote from: Metalliku on July 31, 2017, 03:57:52 PM

i now laugh at this

MoleManFromMiddleMars · August 21, 2017, 05:35:10 PM

Quote from: Metalliku on August 21, 2017, 05:25:07 PM

i now laugh at this

The Aztecs believed that the Sun god may die if you didn't offer it human hearts.

Trogtor · August 21, 2017, 06:12:55 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on August 21, 2017, 04:56:53 PM

Thats what happened in the supposed "zone of totality"
It practically became night, i didnt even see the loving moon pass anywhere near the sun.

Im comvinced i didnt get an eclipse at all, and it was just a stray cloud.

if you did not have the glasses for the eclipse you can't see the change because the suns flare is just really really bright

crazy54311 · August 21, 2017, 06:13:11 PM

Quote from: MoleManFromMiddleMars on August 21, 2017, 05:35:10 PM

The Aztecs believed that the Sun god may die if you didn't offer it human hearts.

Them Aztecs were insane in the h*cking head

torin� · August 21, 2017, 06:13:57 PM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on August 21, 2017, 04:56:53 PM

Thats what happened in the supposed "zone of totality"
It practically became night, i didnt even see the loving moon pass anywhere near the sun.

Im comvinced i didnt get an eclipse at all, and it was just a stray cloud.

Big Stupid Dum Dum
DRRRRR im handicapped- u