the evil genie revived

[TheMrDoors]

Granted, but now you have two snakees

thats a good thing?

ot: granted, but you're a dragon from devianart

i wish for

[Ad Bot]

[plexy]

granted, but you open a portal through time and space and are now stuck in a void with only yourself your missed love one, terrible memories, and eventual insanity

i wish for comedic talent

[Master Matthew²]

Granted, but your life becomes hell because of the people who got offended by your jokes.

I wish comcast would actually loving stop existing k thx

[crazies alt]

granted, but a newer much stufftier version is created

i wish to not care

[The Murderous Cop]

granted, but now everyone else cares about what you do and obsessively follow you

i wish earth would be thrown into the loving sun

[Master Matthew²]

granted, but now everyone else cares about what you do and obsessively follow you

i wish earth would be thrown into the loving sun

Wish granted.

I wish the last the last wish wasn't granted.

[cblock360]

Granted, but now every sentence you say will have two random words repeated.

I wish that Filipe would make more than car add-ons.

[Sp0nge80b]

Granted, but they are filled with malware that if executed, will infect the whole computer network and soon the whole world, with no kill code known to man, and if you don't have Internet, someone will break into your house and put a sample of the virus into your computer. It also holds hospitals and governments as victim, so have fun.

I wish The Sims 4 was good, and I could play it.

[p0rtalGeek]

Granted, but pools would be removed again.

I wish humanity jumped into a star and burned

[Blockomaniac]

granted, but they just respawned.

I wish I were famous!!11

[Sp0nge80b]

Granted, but you're famous with a bad reputation of shouting eleven whenever you're excited.

I wish my friends didn't scam me with a broken 3DS.

[Snaked_Snake]

Granted, they sell you a broken 3DS without scamming you.

I wish for a 3x3 Guitar signed by Wayne Sermon.

[TheMrDoors]

Granted, they sell you a broken 3DS without scamming you.

I wish for a 3x3 Guitar signed by Wayne Sermon.

granted, but you end up like Kurt Cobain .

i wish to be president

[Blockomaniac]

Granted, but pence kills you

I wish for 3 more wishes

[Mad Hops Disease]

Granted but they fall out of your hands, shattering on the floor.

I wish to have better Internet connection