the evil genie revived

[p0rtalGeek]

granted, but after every consequence free wish you get a needle stabbed in your retina

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[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

ERR: SYS-WISH NOT FOUND IN "the_evil_genie_revived.exe". PRESS ANY KEY TO PROCEED.

*fix*

I wish I would stop crashing

[AverageDude]

ERR: SYS-WISH NOT FOUND IN "the_evil_genie_revived.exe". PRESS ANY KEY TO PROCEED.

*fix*

I wish I would stop crashing

Granted, but you can no longer play.

I wish that the old Club Penguin came back to us

[Marios]

Granted. Here you go. We call it "Club Penguin Island". Enjoy.

I wish I had a grappling hook.

[p0rtalGeek]

Granted, but half the time the handle has thousands of needles poke out of it at random intervals

[Rabbot32]

Due to failure to wish, the genie traps you in his lamp and drops the lamp into the concrete foundation of a building. The rock finishes drying with you inside. You spend eternity trapped in an unreachable place. You left behind a child and wife who have to fend for themselves while you scream to the heavens to be let out. No one answers.

I wish Whatever Happened To Robot Jones got a second chance at airing.

[TheMrDoors]

granted but it's on nickelodeon

i wish a condom, two of them

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

/bump
Granted, but now you have two snakees

I wish that dinosaurs still exist today

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Granted, but only the big hostile ones

I wish for BLF to get a design change

[Nix the Glaceon]

granted, it's permanently 4kidschan

I wish for a burning sheet of tissue paper

[Snaked_Snake]

Granted, but there's snot on it and it stops burning, and you're holding it.

I wish for a beast gaming PC.

[Copy Kirby]

granted but you cant play games

i wish for a dollar

[cblock360]

Granted, but it's a monopoly dollar.

I wish for world peace.

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

Granted, but your mind suddenly becomes that of a ruthless dictator wanting to take over the world. You are then looked down upon as an outcast by the rest of the world.

I wish that The Emoji Movie was cancelled.

[cblock360]

Granted but it's been replaced by a fidget spinner movie.

I wish I was a friggin' dragon.