Granted, but the big black man saws your snake off and ties you up, throws you into a bathtub of milk and leaves you there for a week, during which time you slowly starve and dehydrate- presuming you don't try to drink the rancid milk, which you have been pissing and stuffting in due to the restraints- eventually introducing several forms of insects including beetles, ants, maggots, the works, which eat you alive from the inside out. He then rapes your bloated, bug-filled corpse. In the hole where your richard used to be.
I wish NASA had a budget again.
