Author Topic: the evil genie revived (Read 12045 times)

Marios · April 26, 2017, 06:11:12 PM

Granted. Thot population has increased by 50%, and counting.

I wish I had a car and a driver's license.

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Dark Blockland Guard 2 · April 26, 2017, 06:14:19 PM

Granted, but your drivers license is instantly revoked without you knowing, thus causing you to drive around with a revoked drivers license (without you knowing), and then the Po-Po comes by and says to look at your license. You try finding it, and you do eventually find it, only to see that it was revoked! How could this happen? Did the DMV just troll you? The cop (obviously) gets angry and throws you in the jail, even though you didn't do anything wrong, because America, amirite.
whydididothis
I wish for, wait, you just revealed this with your highlighter, didn't you?

Marios · April 26, 2017, 06:17:26 PM

Jokes on you! I don't live in America!

Also you wished nothing so you get nothing.

I wish there was a country just for SJWs where they would all restrict themselves in.

Master Matthew� · April 26, 2017, 06:19:48 PM

Quote from: Marios on April 26, 2017, 06:17:26 PM

Jokes on you! I don't live in America!

Also you wished nothing so you get nothing.

I wish there was a country just for SJWs where they would all restrict themselves in.

Granted, it's called California... Whoops looks like there are 49 states now.

I wish for something creative.

Nonnel · April 26, 2017, 06:34:10 PM

Granted, but the creative thing is so many light-years away that you'll never see it. Too bad, too, since it's really creative.

I wish I had a completely normal pet cat with no catches or tricks or drawbacks.

Dark Blockland Guard 2 · April 26, 2017, 06:35:42 PM

Granted, but it's so normal that it causes you to die from boredom.

I wish there was a Marshmallow-Only Lucky Charms

AverageDude · April 26, 2017, 06:43:57 PM

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish for a world without sjws

Verification · April 26, 2017, 06:45:32 PM

You get a world of /pol/ users.. Infuses with blf users

I wish for the donald Annoying Orange to take off his toupe

Dark Blockland Guard 2 · April 26, 2017, 06:51:58 PM

Granted, but there's another toupee inside

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a-
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Master Matthew� · April 26, 2017, 07:21:52 PM

Quote from: Dark Blockland Guard 2 on April 26, 2017, 06:51:58 PM

Granted, but there's another toupee inside

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a-
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Aw dammit, the thread broke.
I sure wish someone would fix it.

Grewyr · April 26, 2017, 07:29:34 PM

granted, but the consequences from your wishes are substantially worse than anyone else's

i wish i had any talent whatsoever

crazies alt · April 27, 2017, 02:45:37 AM

granted. you're an extremely talented poo identifier
i wish for a sandwich

Marios · April 27, 2017, 05:24:39 AM

Granted. You now have a "sand"wich.

I wish the bodies hit the floor.

Rabbot32 · April 27, 2017, 09:38:05 AM

They burst on impact, sending thousands of hungry scarabs buzzing around. You are bitten several times, infecting you with various diseases, the most notable being rabies and tetstar fish. You die shortly afterwards choking on your own spit. The scarabs experience deja vu and eat your corpse. Your family goes bankrupt without your support, seeing as your body can't be identified your tyrannical ex manages to lay claim to most of your stuff. Your wife, child and dog starve to death on the streets.

I wish Cab Calloway came back from the dead with no negative consequences attached, his musical ability in tact.

Superfun909 · April 27, 2017, 12:40:56 PM

Quote from: Rabbot32 on April 27, 2017, 09:38:05 AM

They burst on impact, sending thousands of hungry scarabs buzzing around. You are bitten several times, infecting you with various diseases, the most notable being rabies and tetstar fish. You die shortly afterwards choking on your own spit. The scarabs experience deja vu and eat your corpse. Your family goes bankrupt without your support, seeing as your body can't be identified your tyrannical ex manages to lay claim to most of your stuff. Your wife, child and dog starve to death on the streets.

I wish Cab Calloway came back from the dead with no negative consequences attached, his musical ability in tact.

Off topic: Yikes.

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