Author Topic: the evil genie revived  (Read 11964 times)

Granted, but you will grow an extra nipple every 5 years.

I wish for a nice gf

Granted, but shes a researchstar.

I wish for actual friends

Granted, but they're actually inanimate objects

I wish that the theory of life was solved

granted but they can't figure out the theory of the universe

i wish for a endless amount of klondike® bars

Granted, but each one is filled with jizz, with a chance of it being infected with an STD.

I wish for an Oreo

Granted, but there is no cream inside.

I wish I were a fish.

granted but you instantly get caught

I wish for

granted but its only in your imagination
you get  but

granted but its only in your imagination
you get  but
thanks, i needed butt
i wish to

i wish to
Granted, but you can never log back in, and you are forever trapped on the BLF, observing.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Granted, but every wish gets screwed up somehow...

I wish for some milk

granted but it's man milk
i wish for the ability to travel through time and observe anything at any point at any moment
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i wish for the ability to travel through time and observe anything at any point at any moment
You get caught in every black hole, every supernova, etc. everywhere and everywhen.

I wish I could undo my previous wish.

granted but now you only get 1 wish <;-]

i wish for

Granted but instead of getting   you BECOME  .
You are now nothing.

i wish for a supercomputer