get shapeshifting powers from meditation then proceed to become square
You begin to meditate.
You fall out of the tree as you attempt to take a meditative position.
The guardball strikes you, but you partially blocked the blow with your stick. It is now two sticks, and neither are spearworthy.
As it was your last equipped tool, you draw your hoe.
Come down from the tree and say "okay", then just walk? away.
inform the guard his halberd is backwards
in the confusion stroll away
He's bemused, but not distracted. If you flee, he's going to axe you from behind.
encourage fellow serfballs to aid you and crush tyrannic guard
As you begin to call out, the guard yells in pain before you can finish your first word.
It's shankball!
