Your mob raids the kitchen. While you didn't attack the guardball yourself, members of the revolt have beaten his teeth in.
You ask a serfball for his sickle.
"It's the least I can do! I can't believe this day has come..."
The serfballs forget about your grain offer as they find themselves accessing more food than they can carry.
You break the shaft of a warhammer you picked up so that it's shorter.