Gotta give your awards their own names: The "Al Capone" Award, for the game completely ruined by the most subtle or insignificant detail. The "Pineapple on Pizza" Award, for the game with the most ridiculous associated controversy. The "dog looking out the window of the car and realizing he's at the vet instead of the park" Award, for most efficient hype-Self Delete prior to release. The "Dashcon Ball Pit" Award, for biggest disappointment. The "Stripper in a Fruitcake" Award for most exceeded expectations.