How divorced from reality do you have to be to unironically believe this is something that will happen
I guess that's what happens when you base your entire sense of society on what you see on the select few online communities you visit.
Especially since most employers don't laugh at resumes. They get hundreds of them. It's a tedious and very involved process. When they want to hire someone, they're looking for valuable assets. Not to get their political jollies off. And if it's something they wholeheartedly don't agree with, they still wont laugh. They may give it a puzzled look and move on to the next one but that's still a very rare case.