Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart  (Read 25591 times)

149. Shake cans of energy drinks and lob em at people

150. try to open the automatic doors manually and end up smashing the entire wall in the process

151. buy coathangers, lube and a copy of peppa pig. (Superglue optional)

152. Scream at anyone you see for no apparent reason, then get taken to a mental institution.

Number 15(3). Walmart foot lettuce, the first thing you want to do is step on a head of lettuce with your foot and then put it back up for sale.

154. Take a nailgun and put nails in the entrance doors so when people try to use them the nails will lock it shut.

155. Go postal on the place

156. Drink a pregnant woman's tittymilk publicly

157. Hack into the intercom and put on some Gachimuchi.

158: hold banners of zach's posts in the store

159. Throw water balloons at the customers

160. Attempt to eat food without paying for it, then beat the employee trying to kick you out half to death.
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161. Say walmart is overated

162. scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Reepeatedly in the toys section.


and then regret staying up at 12:54