Author Topic: you are a security guard  (Read 6445 times)


use diamonds to make a diamond sword to kill paul with

you decide that you probably need to disappear or else the cops will catch you. you think how nice it would be to be in a police car, since you could turn on the sirens and get traffic to let you through easy, but unfortunately you and your colleagues are just security guards. you are just driving gorsky’s prius.

you start driving away anyways, but before you can go a block you hear sirens beind you, and a loud warning to pull over. you’re surprised how fast they caught you, but the car is a pretty big giveaway. you’re waiting behind a bunch of cars, on a red light, so you’re stuck. theres space to pull over though on the side.

pull over and record yourself playing minecraft pe for more cash

pull over and record yourself playing minecraft pe for more cash

use your charming good looks and honeyed words to convince the police that gorbo had it coming






while jacking off and leaving