Author Topic: Worst injuries you guys have ever had? (Read 4461 times)

Mr Queeba · December 23, 2017, 08:40:18 AM

god, reading through this thread i could feel myself shiver. some of you guys have been through a lot.

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Twerky · December 23, 2017, 08:42:55 AM

Porbably a ~2 inch deep cut right above my nose/center forehead when my sister dropped a plank on my head when building a fort in the backyard. Glad it landed there and not in my eye kek

hillkill · December 23, 2017, 08:57:14 AM

Quote from: Twerky on December 23, 2017, 08:42:55 AM

Porbably a ~2 inch deep cut right above my nose/center forehead when my sister dropped a plank on my head when building a fort in the backyard. Glad it landed there and not in my eye kek

had something similar happen but a shelf fell on my head in the hospital. we could've probably sued tbh but too much money to do so.

Mr Unicode · December 23, 2017, 09:02:03 AM

I climbed up a ladder to kill a spider, I crushed it but the little forget was still alive, fell off a ladder and onto my left arm. That stuff hurt for loving months, if I moved it the wrong way id be in loving terrible pain like I just got shot or some stuff.

Duck Quackington · December 23, 2017, 09:14:35 AM

back when I was eleven my imagination would always involve me getting hurt, but this one was the worst of all

I imagined I was in Mirrors Edge and I slid down a small hill. Meanwhile I was sliding I kneeled up for some reason and cut my right knee open.

Col. Derontchi · December 23, 2017, 09:36:41 AM

Top 3 in chronological order:

1. Got pushed off of a trampoline in midair and landed on the sidewalk, shattering my right arm up to my shoulder (had to have my wrist reconstructed). 1st grade.
2. Accidentally lodged a stick in my hand on a Boy Scout campout an hour away from a hospital. Had to have it surgically removed. 4th grade.
3. Punctured a kidney by falling off of my bunk bed ladder onto a sharp desk corner. 5th grade.

Super Suit 12 · December 23, 2017, 11:54:23 AM

broke my arm in a very minor way falling off my scooter on the way home from school

SwiftHyena2593 · December 23, 2017, 11:59:11 AM

Quote from: Col. Derontchi on December 23, 2017, 09:36:41 AM

Top 3 in chronological order:

1. Got pushed off of a trampoline in midair and landed on the sidewalk, shattering my right arm up to my shoulder (had to have my wrist reconstructed). 1st grade.
2. Accidentally lodged a stick in my hand on a Boy Scout campout an hour away from a hospital. Had to have it surgically removed. 4th grade.
3. Punctured a kidney by falling off of my bunk bed ladder onto a sharp desk corner. 5th grade.

ouch. sure dident have a good time with your injuries during grade school.

yehellis3246 · December 23, 2017, 12:05:43 PM

i gots 2

1. riding my baby peanut bike off a small trailer (i didnt land on the wheels) and literally becoming dirt man himself
oh yeah and i got dirty cuts and i could barely walk but in like 1 minute
2. everytime i fell on my compootis chair because of weird sitting habits in my early 7's

Snaked_Snake · December 23, 2017, 01:14:39 PM

Quote from: Mr Unicode on December 23, 2017, 09:02:03 AM

I climbed up a ladder to kill a spider, I crushed it but the little forget was still alive, fell off a ladder and onto my left arm. That stuff hurt for loving months, if I moved it the wrong way id be in loving terrible pain like I just got shot or some stuff.

I read this as the spider falling on your arm and crushing it and I just thought what the forget

IkeTheGeneric · December 23, 2017, 01:16:21 PM

Fell off of a two story balcony and fractured my back

Darth C3P0� · December 23, 2017, 01:21:28 PM

I mean
I did have no shirt on and I tripped and my face ate the dirt and my back hit a cactus which gave me a really bad rash.
The dirt wouldn't come off for a week, thankfully it was over spring break

Khaz · December 23, 2017, 01:25:14 PM

Quote from: Pompmaker2 on December 23, 2017, 08:16:16 AM

fell eleven stories and broke my left leg, hospital for three months
honestly very surprised I didn't die

what the forget

IkeTheGeneric · December 23, 2017, 01:26:18 PM

also had an incredibly bad car crash that messed up my left leg really badly

TheABELBOTO · December 23, 2017, 01:29:06 PM

TESTICULAR

TORSION

ENOUGH SAID