[NEWS] School Shooting at Florida High School

[Red Spy]

i'm not the only one who thought that phone was a carrot right

not funny

wrong

[Ad Bot]

[OrangeMan³]

this is why we need congress to implement mandatory sofas in all schools

[PhantOS]

i'm not the only one who thought that phone was a carrot right

Douglas is a freak on the low

[torin²]

not funny

here is the part where u pretend to care for e rep points

[hillkill]

here is the part where u pretend to care for e rep points

nice bait but bud i ain't taking it.

[OrangeMan³]

somebody inside took a snapchat of a dead teacher/student in a pool of blood with the caption "#pray4douglas"

what the forget

[PhantOS]

I think the #pray4douglas on the snap screen eliminates all seriousness from the fact that that kid died horribly. Like the only thing better than the that is "one like = prayer"

[SeventhSandwich]

ah yes, the onion, the paragon of sensibility and reason

pretty sure satire is more of a 'face-value' kind of thing

[torin²]

this is deep

[PhantOS]

this is deep

was that a drowning pun

[torin²]

was that a drowning pun

u bet

[Foxscotch]

Or address the mental issues were gonna find out this kid had.

the way you say this almost implies that you wouldn't in fact call someone a pusillanimous individual for getting a therapist

[Stellarnaut]

titanic was actually a government project
the ship was launched in space, thats why its at an angle

[Red Spy]

nice bait but bud i ain't taking it.

when you think things that actually happen are bait

[Rally]

when you think things that actually happen are bait

Everything I read on the internet that I don't like is bait