Seen a few AMA's going around and figured I do one for reasons.
Specifically because, while I've been around for forever, I was gone for a long time, and even when I was around I didn't really talk much. So I figured, as an obscure and little known user, I'd let everyone ask me questions.
Any questions at all. I'm not easily offended so have fun. (You can take that as a personal challenge if you want, but I'd take it as a favor if you didn't.)