you ever get richard cramps ?

[The Resonte!]

you know how if you clench a muscle too much it cramps up

that ever happen to your richard?

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[Snaffle J. Bean]

nah but i've gotten cramps in my taint when using a urinal on occasion

[Darth C3P0²]

You ever cough so hard it locks up

[Khaz]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no but if I land semi-hard on my feet from a bigger than normal height my balls/taint gets this weird cramp it sucks

[Jackhammer]

yea

[Masterlegodude]

If you're getting richard cramps, then you should probably stop what you're doing that's causing it

[Drydess]

no but I give other people richard cramps

[weaver123]

Stay hydrated for literal forgets sake.

[Boomsticks Alt]

no but I crushed my balls before on accident

[YouKnowWhoAgain]

Stay hydrated for literal forgets sake.

[PhantOS]

take solace in the fact that when you fall from a tall height to your death the first organ that is torn from your body is da nutsack

[The Resonte!]

if you fall a great distance and catch yourself on your feet your balls will be torn out from landing momentum

fakt

[Drydess]

that’s why you get those cups

[captin crunch cereal]

My richard veins hurt each time I move as of recent

[Khaz]

ok thank god im not the only person who gets the ball cramps i thought i was biologically abnormal