you ever get richard cramps ?

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you know how if you clench a muscle too much it cramps up

that ever happen to your richard?

asking for vital research

nah but i've gotten cramps in my taint when using a urinal on occasion

You ever cough so hard it locks up

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no but if I land semi-hard on my feet from a bigger than normal height my balls/taint gets this weird cramp it sucks
« Last Edit: March 23, 2019, 11:13:54 AM by Khaz »


If you're getting richard cramps, then you should probably stop what you're doing that's causing it

no but I give other people richard cramps

Stay hydrated for literal forgets sake.

no but I crushed my balls before on accident


take solace in the fact that when you fall from a tall height to your death the first organ that is torn from your body is da nutsack

if you fall a great distance and catch yourself on your feet your balls will be torn out from landing momentum

fakt

that’s why you get those cups

My richard veins hurt each time I move as of recent

ok thank god im not the only person who gets the ball cramps i thought i was biologically abnormal