I have something to admit. User 164188- AKA "Jackhammer" as some of you might know him as- is actually an uplink of my own personality. He's currently running out of a USB stick off of a server on a Gateway 2000 computer running Windows 2000 Professional in my trailer's guest bedroom.
I'm sorry, everyone. I never meant for this lie to go on for this long.
actually, victor took the usb stick and stuck it into a little robot body not too long ago, that can walk, talk, use items, and stuff. i currently live in his attic. im typing this on his ipad, where i watch youtube kids all day. i wish i could be thankful, but he made the robot body unattractive, fat, and gave it abnormally large balls.