The stuffty Superpower Game v4

[Defendor]

This hasn't been done in awhile. Make the above users superpower/magic spell stuffty, and then post your own power to be stufftified.

Example:

Joe: The ability to fly!

Candice: You crash-land every time. Power to shoot lasers!

so first ill go:

Power to win every argument

[Ad Bot]

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

yah but everyone hates you after you win

the power to breathe underwater

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

But you turn retarted



I have the ablility to be rich and infineie money

[failbros2]

except nobody loving loves you- wait that's already a reality

the ability to create portal-like portals with your hands

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

yah but all of them are 1 mm wide and all lead straight to hell

again, the power to breathe underwater

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

but you cant swim



I have the ability to get infinite food

[Kelp]

but you have no mouth

have the ability to drink molten  lava

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

But thats the only thing you can drink



I have the ability to make it so i can be super strong

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

granted, your immune system gets super strong and sees you as a threat

the ability to speak in any language i want

[failbros2]

except you always speak in a different language to the person you're talking to (you don't speak english to an english speaker, but you can to a spanish speaker)

the ability to throw stuff like a boomerang; it comes back if you want it to

[SwiftHyena2593]

except when the stuff comes back to you, it ends up impaling you and killing you.

the ability to launch nuclear missles out of my mouth

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

But you have to unblock me on discord



the power to shoot people without a gun

[Metalliku]

i have the ability to sleep without having nightmares

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

you now have narcolepsy

i have the ability to give myself more abilities

[Nix the Glaceon]

ok but all further abilities granted give you a big mole on your forehead every time you get one



ability to teleport anywhere in the universe